OCR Text |
Show t . : LVisior next. Tncslny. f( ; Any more fnult to finl with j.hc po-.'h po-.'h e. without cause? ,;; ' ' 5 Two bcrs in 1 tic hive arc better than oic (1ovji your back. il'l'wo weeks from this morning you w$ll know" all uliout it. . H jSomcthinp wronji- Another day. :onc Without a l'cary boost or Cook. ChceV up! Xobody (uaVrels over the ;i.-scrf ion 1h:it tin: cost of living is loo H ; hiKh' Thoic who seek uiiivur&nl i)cacc will be cunsistoull.v careful not to find, ihe north pole. I 1 Will J Jr. Cook do as much lor Licu- rt tcuaut 10:1 ry when Hie latter starts on his lecture tour? . CdjTint 1g Lnmbert now holds the 1 aeropjanc record, with Orville Wright to Iiear from again. i Graceful as he is. 'Aposllc-Sonntor moot does not look well- in the finery of a political nymph du pave. , i What poems 1o snrjirisc Chairman' '( Felt mol is ' fhal his fusion scheme j Miould have been regarded -as 'a rcd- li't poker. H, . H Aiiyw.'iy. it will be w.orth the money H' f- i M'tf men like TCldor Xophi L. .Morris , put i'h cross under the rooster, ''and 1! go at t Ji:i Xow'ihat U10 world's baseball cliani j) p.on'ship is settled, there's no excuse i nr. -cTrlli for forgetting to rogislor 011 vji Tneartay. October "JH. From ull nccouul. the upslmt of a oiuplnint .in a local divorce action in tijat tht: wife desires to ger rid of a vl:ito Flcphant she Iuik on her hands. t liowrver. it is natural for tho church ,rc8 . to. " view Tith nUirm." There i nolniny- in the clmivj; political roc- i id io which thfj" can "point with' H 1 fide.;' N'o.t only does Apostle Smoot niiinu-lacurc niiinu-lacurc lies to put into his own y ' Mouth." but he seems ;o be equally ' : bosv '.-oncortiirg I'nhehooiis to iit info orhcr men's nioutiis. ' Tariff revisionist? Jtro given to such 'lutiahdish pranks (bat it would amuse (' mi ore limn it rould surprise ilie pub- !n- if thny finally found and lost their '.ir.it in Uncle Joe Cannon. ""Orphans' liouiir would like sum of ''o,0D0." .wc aro told by. a local news H- , 'leading. There are ot tiers'. ' too. who wouldn't tiiiud posseibincr a similar y amount, but low who could possibly d'-scrve it more. 1 -' I i.v their fruits ye phali know lii;:u;'' and from the direction of the leiiipns that have been coming (heir t v.a,v-tilt-; eliurch politicians fcliould by 'hi'i jine' bcnblc to tVaw a bend on Ihellec Hive hoiiso. l'.y the time ho is done, willi this I wetorn trip. President Toft .Vil h:jvt accomplished something, if only in reducing his own weight. But wo don't H' ! "aro -.to liavo-somc smart paragraphs!' foiiTe in bv asking us in what re I hpeet 1 'fhe editor of 1 he "l-'ederul Imneii" H ij organ (whoi' pen was -.eaicelv ijrv u''i,'l" ll';,t ' XI 1'':,r''''' rtro. "The Bonnie Briar Bush," and who is guilty ot a niultitudc of, misstatements misstate-ments of fneis and. or glariug errors nil tho time.) is shocked that The Tribune Tri-bune should have msido the slip of referring re-ferring to osr-Sccrctiir.v Shaw (whom it comically enough roehristons "Ab-bert. "Ab-bert. '") ns a present Senutor from Jown. Which "hows tlint' he. no matter how great his own fail-' ings, expects perfection from The Tribune; and it is a confession that he usually finds it in its columns. |