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Show iJistanf relatives brothers who never 'Theio never was a truth told bill somebody was hurt. j- What Willio likes about school is (he tChrisun;is vacation. Some men would like lo bo rich if itwcre. not so imieli trouble. ''-Early to bed and enrly to rise" is as good advico as Advertise!" Pjic vill alwaj-s come out oven if one tahes care of the odds and ends. Evidently "Uncle .Toe"' Cannon T.'unls Concrcss merely to be, not to do. -. They're yetting re.nl to count our t.wo''hiindred thousand in nineteen-ton. ..One will not. monkey with a hornet if bi)e doesn't want to come to a wicked 'If Norn fiddled whilo T?onio burned, hp must have had fho town amply in- However, the dear girls can't imagine that it was their hands that wero made to be kissed. ' Senator Tlaynor's payment, of respects fo Zelaya has put the latter on the red side of tho account. There are millions of people in this country who would rather not bo cither part to that Brokaw divorce suit. "Vy'lien a fellow pays court to an un-beautiful un-beautiful spinster with money, you may go to betting that he means business. fin II 111 ' V10v; oE r0CCI,fc cvohsj Hiere is no j jjrj "1 jjjlljl! w-onder that the wife wants to 'have no j N; j ! affinity between herself and her has- ftf I i 1 1 1 Tt must be admitted that occasionally & I M $ ! (ine nf t ho church city councilmen really , J : dbesv oxliibit the cii:ililies of a hold-ill hold-ill Jlon. Artliur L. Thomas sugpesfs that SS I fjlls I ! ;)llc Brt iisli House of Lords bo abolished. fy Oj Pi ,)0f,y therefore, apd at once, ' 1 1 II I i cTispersc. . But Uie young lady must not think '11 111 'llU r0,ei cr,r conductor to be frivo- Ji It ' lonsly flirtful when ho savs, 'Your r' III ' " ;'. It must have boon at a cooking school i 'tJiaO .they originated (ho expression, iljglUf ''liat, drink, and be merry, for tomor- i & 1 ' ' 'j g. t JM c There never will be an ideal f iro" in- ; I Bj 8 Hunincc (own until there is one in which :. B j tho (1,y of 1,1,0 nKcu will be merely to I? Ittilfi'l ial'e in (ho1 money. B ' ?-Ill i 111 corrosPondent writes us seriously B'w ilw? ?sling if Aposilo Hcber J. Grant is B P I really a singer. Our only reply to the B'nffliilf v'TJioso fighting British suffragettes B' raiiffii appear to bo dclcrmiued that the law- B CBmI ,n'kers shall not only respect women's Bj I' 191 111 The nioiiiborohip of tho Commercial j B'Kflffli (:,U,) 'iaH r0"cne ono Hiousand; which Bt ''fC' 1 ma. luo'ans that there will bo as many boosts l jjjjfifll i'or.'Zipping Zion to the minute. B: lf 1 IB course, it may be merely that the B'i'illift unhappy )olygnmists arc putting into fl illn Jf;i'"(ice tho thoRght that if at first B'-'NliH '''" few -York Times "wants, liti' to B't5i!H follow th'o Englisli rule of (he road. day in Xew York flierc arc some fellows fel-lows who roll -up their trousers -because , it is raining in London? |