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Show THE BULLETIN. BINGHAM. ITTAH the sunny side of life I I ! I Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young j LH'i-giniffl- r imi mn u.iniini.,, ?ini inr iwrnnirrini imii inn inirinrinr BE J3 THE DICTATOR AT HOME (Continued) Dictator (getting out of bed) Draw me my tub! Wife Don't be funny. You re big enough to turn faucets. Dictator I'm not accustomed to having my order disobeyed In that way. Wife Well, that's Just too bad. Quiet, please. I want to sleep a little longer. Dictator (from the bathroom) Ella, Where's my shaving creamT Wife How should I know where your shaving cream is? And don't yell sol Dictator 1 put it on the second shelf and it ain't here. I've looked everywhere. Wife (getting up and finding it right on the second shelf) Right un-der your nose, yet you couldn't find it. And you're the fellow who is always finding new outlets to the sea! Dictator (dressing) I think I'll wear my blue uniform of an avia-tion general today. Wife That funny getup! Dictator (hurt) I don't think it'i funny. Wife Of course not If you did you wouldn't wear it In all those news reel pictures. Put on your tan uniform of a cavalry coloneL That ain't so hot, either, but It fits. Dictator I'm wearing my blue uniform! Wife Okay. If you want to look like a monkey, it's your own busi-ness. Dictator The trouble with you is you don't know a good uniform when you see one. I know style, I do. I know class. I know distinc-tion. (But he puts on the tan uni-form.) Wife (at breakfast) You've got egg oa your chin, honeykins. Dictator Don't call me honey-kin- s. These eggs are too soft, any-how. Wife They're four-minu- te eggs. Dictator They couldn't have been boiled over three minutes. Wife Four minutes! Dictator Three minutes! Wife Four! Dictator Three! And what are you laughing at! Wife I'm laughing at your in-adequacy in debate. If you can't even win an argument over eggs, how do you get away with all those arguments over the destiny of na-tions? Dictator Enough of thisl I'm go-ing down to the office where I can find some respect. Wife On your way home tonight, stop at the butcher's and bring me some liver for the cat. Dictator I don't know that I will be coming that way. Wife You heard me. Liver for the cat Dictator Oh, all right. But, lis-se-have dinner early. I've get a big conference on about affairs in the Mediterranean. Wife Not tonieht. We've a dinnpr and bridge engagement at the Spur-geon- Dictator You'll have to call it off. Wife That's what you think. We made this date a month ago and we can't break it. Now run along like a nice boy. Dictator (hopelessly) Gee, Ella, can't I ever have my own way in anything? CAN YOU BEAT IT? The ultimate in dog love is report ed by a woman who was trying to get another woman on the telephone the other day. The wire seemed constantly busy. A protest to the complaint operator brought the in-formation that the phone was evi-dently outof order. The woman making the call finally motored over to her friend's house and told about the trouble. "Oh, yes," replied her trlend. "I've had the receiver off the hook for the last hour so Fido can get her nap. She's awfully nervous lately." FAIR WARNING! There Is going to be a sensation In the European war one of these when a bomber years hits a legitimate target. Ad similes: as servile as the Vichy government. OLD TIMERS "Charley's Aunt." a comedy wh.ch made grandpaw and grand-ma- w laugh their heads off. has been revived on Broadway. We look for rle.hm' Cabin'" "Ben Hur" ' Tram R lBreakers'' Great the Beau- - Wul Sewing Machine Girl" and the Byrnes Brothers in "Eight Bells" any day now. Description of a girlish type by R. 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