Show Ye aide Olde Income Tax One score and sixteen years ears ago our fathers brought forth upon this nation a new tax conceived in desperation and dedicated to the proposition that all men are fair lair game Now we wo are arc engaged in a great mass of or calculations testing i ta T or or- ormy any any- lax tax payer so confused and so impoverished can long endure We are met on form lorm 1040 We Va have come to dedicate a large portion of oC our incomes to a final resting place with those men who here spent their lives that they may spend our money It is altogether anguish and torture that we should do this But in the legal sense we cant can't evade we cannot cheat we cannot underestimate this ta tax The collectors clever clever and sly who com computed here have gone far beyond our power to add and subtract Our creditors will little note nor long remember remember ber her what we pay here but the bureau of oC internal revenue can never forget what we ue report here It is for lor us taxpayers rath rathor or to be devoted here to the tax return which the government government government govern govern- ment has thus far lar so nobly spent It is rather for us to be dedicated to the great task remaining remaining remaining re re- re- re before beCore us that from these vanishing dollars we take increased devotion to the few lew remaining that we here highly resolve that next year ear will not find us in a higher income bracket that this taxpayer underpaid underpaid un un- shall figure out more deductions and that taxation of the people by the congress for fore forlie lie e government shall not cause ur to perish |