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Show $j ITow many souls Apostle Smoot 71 sai he had gathered into the fold? President Smith is a f raid of poison es)ocially the kind that kills insects. 1 , And l'hc big eoulV.renoc labored and j ' brouglit; forth the usual Smith mouse. J! ' -ft usually comes to the man who fjj waits for it lo turn up memiing dis- 1 appointment. V. fr obey or disobey God. just as T 3 please," is the Joseph V. Smith ideal ! of local option. From the fuss that is 'being made over it, one would imagine that the :ir- j 4 mor bell hurt?. MrS , . Mc ; ' Having it. in mind lo skin the banana trust. Senator Johnson must be careful r'ifei v,i" if -vou 1)clievc ''iat' il is better ifrfl).!? to let tomorrow take care "of itself; ;S-yjj your boost is due today. ;',( Do those experts want the armor bell " Wl' ' P1,C UV '"Shcr so that the manufacturers ; w'Sl 'may make larger profits? vmii Senator Jcfl' Davis behaves like the H'f"' I fellow who delights in the reputation of ! r';- 'being 'so tough his spk bounces." jt.i One of ihe best cures for pessimism r;v' 'is to get up onto the foothills and take a bird's-eye view of Zipping Zion- i J v. j , : -J j- Ji There you go with that religious per- ' 'Iffi ' secution, again! Why on earth can't " you leave the bank robbers alone 7 .- f ' A preacher says that tlio man who I- j Jtis-ies a single woman should be shot. 'Shu thinks so. too, if he kitses her but I . once. I ' i . ! ; JVlr', llarrjinatrs activity is giving rise 1 to' the suspicion that it i dangerous ro i ;V Uy.iv& n transpouiincntal line out after ; ik ric u A. .St. Louis lirophet predicted that r"K tho town -would be destroyed on the first I 'of April; hut that wag a joke t-hat ii'j -fooled nobody. I- Vou are under no necessity to worry '' Hi) , . over the selection of t he Easier bonnet: i'h't because the good lady iau point out if . W ".inst the dearest thing." i k''v : !!' -( 'Hie weeping skies last evening testi-"cd testi-"cd to the sorrowful impoatures of sus-tainiug sus-tainiug a lot of lecherous, ei awl ess frauds ' prophets, seers, and rcvolators. f 1' And still they como! " exclaims the T.bnisville Post concerning Taft delc- tf'li'CS' lt they are .far from having ''i ib'c appcttranco of conquering heroes, k CoiigreHsmau Olmsted' aaks what is If I 5. tho price of keeping n hen? In districts Kj .Of largo colored population, ir is eug- 1 tj1 gested' thut tho ric is eternal vi-i- f ri ,. Npw there arc the ''parlor soci.il- Jfl isis;;aud they conliue their 'efforts in I'fcM bohalCuf thy unemployed lo-inaking 14: :inorrc or 'cs3 polite talk and wearing 1. $ j 'raoVc'-or less rod neckties. Syjl ;i BeHct that a. law breaker can bo a -A .'prophet of the Almighty is, of course, S3 .no ' more silly than to imagine that, '3 '"A. i . is safe 1 allw an irresponsible pre- -A; .Ji iJer to 'handle properly two million 5 ' .dollaj-s a year of. other people '6 money. mi V- s a 'movement oii foot to huvc jKi i .publicity in tho matter of political cam- 1. j ' PaJna expetulitures; but, like the tarilV i ' .ffi vwionists, tlic .promolcrfe. of the ideu 7 I urn perfectly willing to. stand -pat- on old customs until after uoxt Xuveinber. |