Show I Tim Tin or OF I Y YI I Dear Ma mind and Pop Well it Jt has now been beers almost two years since I said sad No to any any- body It 1 Is an Unknown word In Inthe inthe the army In irs fact tact this is one place where a n man cant can't even say Ill think it over I 1 know this will be hard for lor you to believe on account of ot when 1 t was home it was so hard for tor you to get me mc to do anything I got gol to thinking last night about famous words and ex pre shuns that I dont don't use or hear Yf SIR no more and I made 1 up a n list lIsl lies Here ItS it itis is I Walt while S a S A Do Do It yourself c cant can't Im I'm S. S you see busy w Take Tak th these eggs b back a c k and coo cook k them over You Vou cant can't talk to me mc like that Either you change the ilia hours or orI orI I 1 quit Dont wake me up before noon I haven't bavent got time lime just now Cant it go till later on You Vou know I cant can't eat meat rare like tills this Tell the tho tailor to have those two sports suits back fl- fl this afternoon Wheres t that hat new blue silk shirt l r i of mine mimic I I won wont won't t be in tomorrow tomorrow to to- morrow Im I'm going 4 to the ball baU game You know I 1 cant can't do any heavy lifting g. g II Lets take lake a n bus I hate walking walk walk- log ing Either I get more money or Ill I'll go some place else ese I 1 know I 1 was up late last night but look at nt all au the time Ive I've got to sleep today I dont don't want any trouble with anybody Remember that one me Im checking out and going to the Ule shore for a few days rest This coffee is awful and tell the cook I 1 said so Ill take another portion Its It too hot Im I'm quitting early today Yeah I heard you but Im I'm too tired Its two blocks away and yet you want me to go back to the drugstore for youl You must think Im I'm a horse This is soup I ordered clam chowder They cant can't do this to me I wouldn't mind doing it if it I had an auto Send this suit back its it's a B little loose in spots I want a room all to myself ys I dont don't mind beIng beS being be be- S IR ing late I up can c sleep as late as I r like tomorrow S If u its it's so important S tant tan do it yourself your your- self seU That barber will never cut my hair again Well Veil ma ins and dad that's just justa a a. few and I can think of plenty more blore things that now are arc a dead language to me rime Hut it Ills Is lx all for forthe forthe the time best If It I ever cr get gel back to life I will VIII be a neman new ne newman man I will never refuse you an anything and what a a. pleasure it II wood be to be bc home now and not be asked to Co do nothing except except except ex ex- ex- ex tend the time furnace move e the time piano help take down the porch screens mow the lawn la or orrun orrun orrun run down to deli deli- store any time you OU asked me mc to I hope you are both boU fine I am in time Uie pink and I feel so good I may open a second front in person unassisted unassisted un un- un assisted any day now Ask Nellie Busby to write rite me All my love Oscar Osar Transportation Commissioner Eastman urges people to carry only one bag on ott railroad trains i And not those big ones cries please The trains are sure crowded with big b bags I going places with small people 0 S SIll Ill Insist on one thing it il drafted dratted that Ill I'll be a soldier and no more I I and that I will not be required to write I have been the best propagandist ps this country ever er had i William Saro an as quoted by the Herald Tribune Buy Buy War Var Bonds Bonds- WANTED To To swap win win- press fruit crusher large las funnel nine wine barrels barres and a brass bird cage for power working wood tools or other good tools 1952 Yankee Yankee Yankee-Yankee Yankee Magazine The complete repudiation of the time Bohemian life I S S SA I IA A man nina who would steal gas ra i-a- ration tion Un books would steal the supplemental supplemental supple supple- mental gas application fro m a widow wid- wid ow and her ber child chUd says tayi Elmer EImer I Twitchell I |