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Show tlflj. Irrigation Ode Tlio Drinking Song. Ijff Ts the fish trust, to be prosecuted for I fjL i Pam'eses Second now belongs in the 4j , Ananias class. IB But Hi is heat will not last always that-is. not in this life. II j "But wait until you hear Ihc Uncle jll U TToe Cannon boom. II K It would be interesting to learn ho III, Morocco likes France's shell name. I Jf j And probably I ho preferred creditor j H I is the one who never duns his debtor. It j3 Captain Richmond Pearson Tlobson if rl still maintains himself on a belligerent H 'Ifi j New York's crime wave ought to l uj i ' bring Anthony Comstock home in short II nil ' I Telegraphers will understand that tho 1 18 , most expensive one is a ticker that In ' There arc moments whon ono wants III j in "He alone, as tho i 1 1 1 collector may i 14 j What, a pity thai all this 11101103- for ; r city iinprovonieiils is not going into tho t 1 1 ij iitliinK Hindi IJ 1 "While you may havo plenty of time, ns 'he oflicr man may be ;u a hurry; so J j "urn to I lio rifrht. I IS. Salt Lake is to have a. pen factory. IB- That comes of Secretary Txeb ordcriue U j everybody to "writo it." B- Stuyvcsant Pish calls lr. irarriman a . liar; but, then, it is pretty hard to n ' . swallow some Fish stories. j j They say that tin is soinj; up in I. jiricc. 'Well, it does lake n lot to Ij j mako a soldier out of Governor Cut- I 'I We have alwa3-s onlcrtaincd the opin- ! J i ou lnaf- money was a-had companion; j ad hero it is reported to bo tight m Mr. Hughes is both a statesman mid J) I .m honest' man, declares the Louisville j Courier-Journal. Tsn't that a rather im- j wi jiossiblo combination? AM Secretary Taft urges that people must' u i "bo amused during the hot weather. And J it is announced that ho will speak in j wi j Ohio next week, .juj'j, AVhilo other people are somewhat ex- J'jw'l'.' c,tc1 ovor '''s projected trip to the w north pole, it is quite likely that Mr. !Jlt AMcllman will keep cool about it. , iji j There arc over three thousand pores Jlljl j in every square inch of one's skin, says llf I j science. And people . hereabouts just . JIM now -will say that not o.ne of them is Sfjffl j taking a vacation. ftm' J Itockcf oiler says that ho is drawing I B l a cart in which tho public rides. Poor J man! It hau always heretofore been ijBjj I understood that he was principally on- jlljl j gaged in drawing dividends. I ! That the original bogus prophet de- I , dared that the Almighty looked like llllll ; him must not necessarily bo taken as Wm ! ,in ev'cnc0 of egotism at least, uot flfiljj j un the part of tho Almighty. Japan has decided to add meat to fnS tho diet of her soldiers. If tho little Uffittjl brown men can be conquered in no tiffin other way, tho beef trust may bo dc- Hjjljj' fended upon to seo to their umloiug. Peanuts arc declared to bo more nutri- juaJH lious than bcof; but in view of the price of tho latter, most people aro permitted to try but one nido of the experiment to determine tho vnluo of the statement. |