Salt Lake Tribune | 1905-11-19 | Page 14 | The Latest B'ar Story

The Latest B'ar Story. tHarkee! t ne hlrh and mighty C'zar And his Grind Dukes have !.. ,-!,. the b'ar. Ods-bodklns' what else could thev do When he had gnawed his chain In two? They've loosed the bar. that's what they have Live tho Slav' His hlghandmlghtyness was slow. But Czars aro born so. don't you know? They were too slow In Athens town And Sparts. once, and both went down. Well, bruin's loose, now live the Czar' Llvo the b'ar! The b'ar has been in bonds so long He's hazy as to right and wrong. Besides, on chain so many years There s a raw spot on his ear The touchy corner of a b'ar Live the Oaarl When once a b'ar has got a cause, He can be CSTSleSS with his paws; He Isn't in a Christian mood, And In a mlxup. he makes good. There's something doing live the Czar' Live the b'ar' Those fluky-dukes have got their nerve; They think they're Jarring Ted s preserve. Nix, out for b'ar, Ted goes before The critter's ear is quite so Aore. A sore eared b'ar Is bad to have Llvo the Slav! The King bell's tolling In the Kremlin. The noblest knees on earth are tremblln'; Tht y'ti thinking back ort Runnvmede, Till all their grit has gone to seed I ook lids or that Way, and the b'ar Ho is thnr! Kid Nicholas, bv gr.,oe of God Master of all tb. polar sod, Of ull the arctic light and air nd all the roots and honey there He's up againat It Live tho Czar' Sic 'em, b'ar! -John WhltechUrch, In Chicago Inter- 0 ean