OCR Text |
Show RHYMES OF THE DAY. Some- men go in to "take a smile," And taking more thereafter, Indulge In what 'twere beat to stylo A "constant burst of laughter." . Philadelphia Ledger, t Some folks, If they "make both ends meet," Believe themselves In clover, But others are not satisfied Unless the ends lap over. Philadelphia Press. A STEEL TRUST. "I'll try to steal her heart," quoth he, "And win her Bweetcst smllos." "I'll try to steel my heart," said she, "Against Love's subtle wiles." So both In steel began to deal. And, as you may opine, Lovo soon declared a dividend And started a combine. Smart Set. LESSON. "Teach mo to lovo'" thus sang" tho dove Before their wedding day; "Dear, show me how to keen my vow To hold your heart alway. ' A new direction took; But when they wed, her song, 'tie said, Her ditty now Is "Teach mo how To keep a lady cook." Philadelphia Bulletin. |