Show I LIGHTS AND SHADOWS I The Record of the Walk They cover the sidewalk quite over you know I Theres wholo ones and half ones oh Lord aint they thick From Walkers bank corner all down brokers row Why there Isnt an Inch but that has Its toothpick Tho pavement Is soft and the crowd tramps them there I Ono step and forever each in Its placo sticks Mtck Till they form a mosaic o workmanship rare And unique of design made entirely of picks Now If each represents l meal or a drink And theres scarcely a doubt but that Is tho case TIs a sort of strange bookkeeping surely you 11 think A record that only tho years will deface To think of tho steak and the chops and the cheese The gallons of beer and tho lunches galore rho high balls and fizzes and mixtures like these I That thom gay brokers cat or down their throats pour By Pocryo theyre thick till they over I lan quite f I By Sheets ho mosaic Is nearly corn pletc In front of each door It la l truly a e1 ht Till the walk has become like a plank ncath tho foot i The Reason Husbands arc seldom In the right When wedding bonds are cleft The reasonxls apparent quite They generally are left f A Warning 4 When Brigs la I Sheriff and Constable Sot ly From the second pins on his star I Twill he very unsafe to over be naughty Unless youre from Salt Lake quite far ourftank In society may be tho highS high-S cat Of fellows you mav be tlie best But to Mexico flytis the land that Is nlhest To capo tho dominion of Ycst I I l Summer Nights Dream i In a cosy home when the trees were green And the flowers were bright of hue And tho sunllghb glinted all between And soft wliuls blew When tho birds sang sweetest of all I ween Whorot trouble and sorrow had never I becn I was dwelling dear heart with you Tvas a sunny land and twas far away Byihc ohdres ofa slimmer sea Where tho wavelets sang at the closo of das So merrily 1 And our life was l dream of lovo nlway So we never thought from that spot to stray So happy wo seemed to be We loved as we did In tho long ago T Twas of heaven n fleeting sight Twas only a dream full well 1 know onl Cul wel But wild delight Warmed my numbed heart to a pleacant glow 1 Till the dawn of the mornings light I L I Why She Objected I 1 S Sho was his second wife and he Just d0lcd i on her S My I dour h6 said when he came home last night I saw a rare bargain In some f urnl turo down townjust tho thing you have been wanting so long Where was i tt eagerly asked the wife I dont know who keeps the place I was at some secondhand store That settles It she said 1 would not have It 1 dont see why you arc so prejudiced against secondhand goods he said a little tie warmly A pretty question she replied I hao llvocl too long with a secondhand about man not to know what 1 am talking The Catch Caught The ulrl was Indeed a vary good atch For her father had plsnty of dough Sits wore diamonds and laces had beauty to match But to games or baseball she would go She went Into ecstasy over the game Her attention no lover could snatch TIs hinted she soon will be changing her name That tho catcher has landed the catch |