Show I SPICE Why did your cook leave so suddenly She baked two eakcx last Saturday one for UK and one to take to her marI mar-I lied sister When she wasnt looking I exchanged them and took for our own uso tho one flic had Intended to giveaway give-away Chicago TimesHerald a a An AtchIson business man says that tho desire to look oiil of a window Is responsible respon-sible for half Die failures in life Hu f says thai the people rubber too much I the working day Is J short and the man I whose desk Ix near a window spends a great purl of It In looking out Alchlson Olobe i 03 Having FN n the miserable upstart that has the assurance to call Itself the vegetable vege-table oyster icmurked tho real oyster late in tho evening of April COth with proud cllMlnln I have no desire to occupy uio of Its time And at limo stroke of midnight itlll refusing re-fusing to be It clam It left the ticId toIL to-IL vegetarian Imitator Chicago Tribune t Co AND THE BAND PLAYED ON Once I saw a rural band pla > ng in front of u countr > hoLe A steep embankment ran sloping from time piazza The band I men stuck their toes In ami hummed away Uieerfullj ut the Washington Post I i March and iverythliiK wns yolngr han Homeh But the bass drummer forgot lilmsclf and wenl lo wipe his healed brow To do that he wa i obliged to let jo of hiM bl r drum Tho drum started down the hill Drummer ran after II The pitch wa < so Kteep and his lops so short that he Just nilsucd reaching It with his hand but he was able to hit It with the drumstick drum-stick and vo be kept up tho regular beat I nil tin way riown the t hill Neer mlhed a stroke ami iho bund kept On At the foot uf the InclIiH tlie arum went up iigniiuit an obstruction and halted so suddenly I sud-denly that the drummer went over It head first It I happened that brie t was a rest of u few beats for him at that place In the mutilc and he was aide lo got on his feel and boost the drum on h3 knee In season to take up the thins where he left off As lie marched back again up tho hill pounding cluirftrlly away maybe you think he tutu pet thu I hand Now Ill wager hint Fous as band drummer drum-mer couldnt do that Iloman F Day In the cwlfaton Journal |