Show 1 The verj shrewdest and cutest Illustration Illus-tration of Admiral Dcweys candidacy for the Presidency Is by Mr Dooley Says he Did yc Ivor see a sailor thryln to ride a house TIs u comical sight l Th reason a sailor thrlcs to ride a house Is because he nivei 1 rrodc i I wan befure I he knew annythlng about it ho wouldnt do It That covers cov-ers the case exactly Because a sailor can climb an Icy mast In a stormy midnight when the fires of every star are banked l it is natural for him to think he can go aloft to the back of a I mustang and not mind It even when tho mustang sets his storm sail and I begins to scud but the reason Is he does not know what the ride Is liable to be if I i he knew annylhlng about It he wouldnt do It |