Show INAPPROPRIATE The real cynic is always s a man with a hIstory and this Is true oC a comparatively compar-atively young Pillsburg lawyer who views all sweet girl graduates with unnatural distrust This Isnt the commencement season but it required several months for this story to leak out The attorney who Is n gifted speaker was invited to make an address ad-dress to the graduating class of 0 training school for nUsm in r town not more than a good days wale from Pitlsburg For his subject he selected a general theme embracing as much of medical jurisprudence as he thought I the profession of the girls required them to know lie was on hand promptly prompt-ly I togged out In n full dress suit and adorned by n rosebud lie went to the hal as directed by the hotel clerk and the master of ceremonies beckoned him to ascend the platform The for mor hnd met him previously during the progress of a trial at the courthouse In that town j In due season tim lawyer ujis asked If hewould make > nLfew lark The j 1 t r r i rittsburgcr thought that was 0 rather odd way of putting It after Inviting him weeks beforehand but he made ono of his most fetching bows and waded into his theme Young women he said you have chosen a career in which pain and saC fcrhijr will predominate your suffering suf-fering but the suffering of others Under Un-der your care It may be that many may die and It J9 all Important for you to know at the outset not only what you should do in the name of humanity human-ity but also what you must do In the name of the law Your possibilities for doing good are only equaled by your opportunities for doing harm I Is not enough that n physician may be a lot lo-t undo the Injury you may have wrought through carelessness or Ignorance Igno-rance for the occasion may arise when a human life will pay the penalty of your negligence By this time the master of ceremonies cere-monies wan squirming about uneasily and the class of girls In the front row i i of seals looked anything hut pleased How long the speaker might have continued con-tinued without provoking n breach of the peace Is hard to conjecture for just at this Juncture a delegation walled upon the master of ceremonies I came from a certain ruining school In town where a elasa of nurses was be big graduated A speaker had been engaged Lawyer Blank by nnrhe lie had left the hotel but had failed to arrive ar-rive at his destination The situation dawned upon the muster oc ceremonies In an Instant and the lawyers address ad-dress came tOfl halt at the next period I seemed like a good Joke but the attorney at-torney couldnt understand why ho got such a decided frost at the wrong commencement com-mencement until one of his new guides explained to hlni that ho had been addressing ad-dressing the graduating class oC a thriving cooking school Plttsburg TI mes j I |