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Show Last Is First Gladys Have you finished that book I lent you, dear? Pamela Nearly, dear. I've only got the beginning to finish. Next Best Thlnf She Are you In the habit of speaking to ladies you don't know? He Yes the ladies I do know won't speak to me. Faired She (coming out on the piazza) What! Only you here? Where have all the nice boys gone? He (bitingly) They've gone oft strolling with all the nice girls. Sightless Love Lester When did you first realize re-alize that you were in love with me? Lulu When I discovered that it made me mad to hear people call you ugly and brainless. Reward Wifey: Why do you always bathe with the hotel helpT Hubby: I may get a chance to rescue a cook to take home with us. Obedient Boy Botchy Say, Pecol How did you ever come to be an elephant trainerT Peco Well, yuh see, my mother always told me to try and master the big things in life. f "No" Means He When a woman says "No she Is always ready to be convinced. con-vinced. She Yes; and when a man says "No," he only wants a little persuading per-suading to make him say "I don't care if I do." Of All Things Holly (at a dance) There seems to be something familiar In the way you put your arm about my waist. Wood There ought to be. I was your first husband. |