Show Iii I i CQBit mo4T ib gb y JIKINLEYS POPULARITY I The winning personal qualities of I the dead President which had always I al-ways bound his friends strongly to lilni bccamo evident lo the whole people peo-ple after hiD second election when his thut ° generally approved policy was SO tenerl party animosity almost died a waHu I past the temptations oC per was now pisl temptatons I fuirnl ambition He disclaimed a wish and even a willingness flir a third term and I Wlh1g ness lo accept it He made 0 transcontinental trans-continental 1C Journey to meet the people and to gel their point of view He in seeing them He made took delight cenj lc nwny delGhLln short address yjipptful and full r 11On Ot eainestncssT ilalifffulwnys io h ll broad view of our f national l life He I evidence of his own Blowing cave < vidclce iliougla usIhc NHlloii nod grownun tholSh dcr There was nothing speclaeu dr heartily HP E was lar in I his demeanor clad to meet CcUowcHIzens The natural Iat kindliness of his nature was understood and his domestic tenderness endeared him to u homeioving ness lmlecd pOUt lCS Public men too found him I gneiouthindcrJa1t devoted to r the Countrys welfare j I The mannciof his death and Ijls de1 1 lhe ILJ after he vas Shot threw a mtvinor < beautiful rfldlanccoer his character I ri11 < l hlautCul U t his own suggestion he was holding I public reception anJ he wa shaking i t eplon Imiidn with all who came when the 1 iiesassln shot him Ills Instant I thought nas of his wle Then he asked that ro harm be done to the assassin and he expressed regret this prcsencq had caused l Inconvenience to the exposition of a sition fIHsvaRthe conduct gciillpmui asSir Philip Sidney was I gentleman The personal affection as Scllcmalj hearty admlrallon ot the well as hen mlmhDlon ot whole people went out lo him To 1 the indignation at the outrage on American Ameri-can Institutions was added a keen and l I universal personal lrow = World a Work MEMORIES j I I I Out of the Night we nc and wcshsll r 13ackom1r Night that Isthe I most e Imuw Hut cihfKhV to us rro thin mystic timings cIJ ague dreams und visions dim remcm b 11 nAnd n-And whlspcra low that tell us vo have known IC1011 I StrniiKU Itowi vanished glories and some beauty I Some li nd bus fettered well each pilgrim Iarl And HJVdim does Lifes captive force ipirt i The ancient chain and stand his moment I frl ice > nio nightwind blown of tho sung Img sea The wlnss of mtjslc bc Uns on Its bars Some glimpse Cit twilights first great stars Tho April thrust that pipes across tho cold The solemn ficlda with autumn sunlight sold And that sad pleasure lllat Is knownas 1oYT Thcaf whisper of the things we know not of Vaguely do these at somo rare moment speak L Of those old glories that we mnflly seek Krc on our dicam the doors of Being cloae And while wo look tho golden mom lit POCb Arthur Ketcbum In Ainslces Mapaziuo ROOSEVELT AS WORKMAN When Theodore Ilooscvelt was graduated from Harvard university heat he-at once devoted himself to public affair af-fair He intended so far as it Is possible pos-sible In Iho United States to pursue a public career lie was a student of historyirand politics and he trained himself for thc profession of Stat craft I Is not to be understood that Mr Koosevelt was possessed of any Illusions as to the possibility of a poll po-ll career In this country Itc knew that such careers are infrequent In the llopubllc and that his own Stale of New York Is especially nnpropitlous soli for the planting of > 2ed that produces pro-duces perennial office blooms lie HPVPP rimmlttofl himself l to think of I ofllce as Ihc end and Sector his life lie has never held an ollce which he was not prepared to consider his las j This Is not to say that he did not want I office he was possessed of an honorable i honor-able ambition and Jic realized that tho I ancle best public service can bo rendered In public station I was his expectation I however that his career would be that ot a writer on politics and this doubtless was also tho expcctallon oC I his friends or of most of them at all events for his Individuality was too intense and loo Insistent to warrant I any other conclusion The point which we wish to mulct however IK that whether the people employed him I fir not It was Mr Roosevelts purpose to devote his talents and his energies to heir I service If he had not been called upon to perform their duly tasks he would nevertheless have given to them the benefit of his Intelligence hlH training train-ing and his remarkable industry This devotion of himself the public good must be remembered when WQ judge Mr Roosevelts character and when we arc conjecturing oC his work ns President This in the truth of him that Uic service he 11 about to render the country vtli give him the greatest pleasure thai life his for him Hell delve and labor no man In the country coUn-try will work more persistently more conGcltintiouKly moro willingly l and conpItoUly i11 more Intelligently be his occupatfoil what It may And there is tills difj fTCTicc between Iho President and the hcal or 11 great i Corporation tho former I for-mer wpuld work with all his force for no pccuitljiry reward the latter could not bo Induced to work at all cxdcpt for an annual fortune 1 la true of cours that our own hihlory has shown that a money reward IsnollhechieC attraction of public olllc but It in nevertheless true that most men In this country who hold ofllce donor dono-r public rice out of ofllce but Mlrc from olllco to the conduct of I Vliolr > own affairs The professional publicist In office la rare with ul and of life few we have had President RoorovelL is the most conspicuous example ex-ample JlurpcrH Weekly PRIDE lime man who thinks wheneer ho winks That tno world gel out of plumb Wi ncvcr know Avhat hurt Jilm so W1Jn at lubt the drop shall come For a man may brag mid chew th rat And think ho knows It nil but len to ono befoi lies done t ills mmrld will take a fall Tht blooiiliiig chump who airs lila bump Of uiuUlutcd gull 1 q 1111t ViI workn the earth for the soflcfit berth nd trlw to hug It I a I I I Jay 1 strut awhile In turkey style 5 But his day W ilI Soon be oct 1 or ho I pure to Hlip and lose Ills grip t m reaching after monTh mon-Th n humbly go on your way below JI 01 lclow rilrfl y our neighbors have a chance Limo oridaM mailo for every grade uioso Who iiddlu and those who d 1011cc A miln Tlltiy brag and chew the nig 111 think I lmc 1 owns time town r 1lt Lho hand ° r OWII thut Is held In wait W IiI FOIIIO day let him down t Mortimer Crano Brown In the AVhlU k Jnke S D Wave OVER THE WIFE WITH A GIF T i rTH S 1 lliu Incident of Mrs Ethel Mum lords divorce in Ctiiifomnla from bet J nuKband in New York will inevitably stir up fresh discussion over the old riucstlon of U wlfea dependence and in leptndeilce < 14 S Mrs Mumford Is known asa S clever writer or books I Is glvon out Umt time trouble whjch ham culminated In t mircc aroc over hei husbands 1 f ininsneas to have her continue her 1 literary career The couple jsenaratod Ion this point after fivo yearof1if In I collier lellcl the verdict of NoL so very long ago verhct the average person in such u case aa thin would have been against thc wife who should choose rather the death of I a home than time neglect oC a useful gift rarllculttrly 1 Ihlhe wife also a mother as TVlry Mumford Is But the Ilothel HincH have changed and with them lo r some ext nt the general views of a wo mans surrontHr I In I marriage I To love cherish and obey Is the I promise to be kept I to the lasl l letter I even to the sacrificing under > diolaUqn of it talent III the exercise of which a wlfe subtracts hothlng fron hci Ipoel oi < 1 I cherishing and loving There are bright successful women writers many of them who arc also good wives and I mothers There Is no I Incompatibility I between thc art of these wjcmieiirftinjd I 1 i i jio liolyful Loniruclcry of th6 home If a vital household dispute umiseiomm the point discussed somebody must infilfoa sacriUce Shiill the outside I worl l l knowiiisr but the surfaic cate 1 say whq should yield Shall we never consider thai t sometime real teitdurj I IIOSH and sometimes only the pride of I provident power may move a husband P to declare against th ° wifes InHulgence I of special tlfLSNcw Vgrk World I T RECIPROCITY WINS 4 S Timo wooing had progrqssod splenjllcl ly It had even progro l1 to a point t where she liad won llYxhe 1 proved to he a truthful girl she would in time be his wife If she were not truthful I well no man wants a wife who Is not truthful Thats the way some men I console themselves when they fall to murry But she seemed to be truthful As ho drew her closer to him and whispered And when we are married dearest we wjll have the happiest home In all the wide wide world Yes George she replied Them can never be a harsh word In our home No George And when 1 come home tired and worn out wlUiwork at the office and the worries of business youll be kind to L me Yecs but I say George Yes dearest Why shouldnt you do a little of this yourself 1 Why darling Yes thats all right But to come right down to business as papa says why shouldnt you also be kind to me when things go wrong I dont want to do It all you know Youre not looking for a private nurse arc you Why Mabel When the cook leaves unexpectedly P to go to the bedside of her second cousin cous-in you might be just a trifle consIderate consIder-ate you know How strangely you talk pet Well they say Im papas girl you know and I notice when anyone tries tb make a bargain with him he generally gen-erally gets some stipulation to his own interest put In Just as precaution George and Mabel have now been married exactly live years and three months and at the moment of going to press have never had a single quarrel Pearsons Magazine BAD LEAK IN THE TREASURY The recent rise of Milton E Ailes to the Assistant Secretaryship of the Treasury pleased hosts of friends and to those familiar with his ability in fiscal fis-cal administration the salary attached I i to the ofllcc 4500 per annum seems far from large but to a certain old lady In I I Ohio the fact that the boy she used to I 1 I Mcnoxv Is now drawing that sum yearly will have all the force of a sensation This dear old friend says Mr Altos knew me when 1 was a barefoot urchin and It is wellnigh Impossible for her to associate me with pujallc olhcc Her world has been asmalltnc > the boundaries of the county have marked her most adventurous traveling and when I go home and call on her my accounts of life in Washington which I I hav to make extremely tame lest her wavering faith In my truthfulness be utterly destroyed nil her with vast perplexity per-plexity and apprehension for her coun I trys future II i Air Alles paid this aged mentor a vial l while he was private secretary to Secretary Gage I MJIton said she tell mc honestly how much do you get In your position Two thousand a year Jie replied The good old soul gasped and all but f altlcd Recovering she exclaimed Two thousand dollarsl No wonder the United Slates isnt able to pay its na tional debtS debt-S TOLSTOI QN CREEDS In an interesting and suggestive conversation con-versation with Tolstoi recorded in Frank Leslies Popular Monthly for October Oc-tober the talk tjirns upon creeds But dont you still teach creeds in America 7 Tolstoi asked me I said we did not allow creeds lo be taught Jn public schools lie asked me to explain the public schools of America which I Jld Oh thai is i grand he cried knowledge true science for every child Still he said he was under the mprcsslon I we taught creeds Now hc Congregational Baptist Presby lerlan Methodist us well as the Catho lie they must teach the church beliefs somewhere I said that In tIlCI parochial pa-rochial Catholic school understood herc was a certain amount of the creed IFughL 1 But In your home your piotliprs your teachers somebody spmqwherc teaches a great deal of church belief 1 I loplied that some norts of the Bible like the Sermon on Lhe Mount and the Lords Prayer were rrad In our schools That Is good How about the parents par-ents Do they teach dogma to the In fant J had lo tell thc truth that Koine our mothers leach dogmas hut nearly I all let the young brain of child liood form Itself according lo reason and teach I he child by example rather than precept No creed should be taught a child exclaimed the philosopher When T said that some parents are so afraid to I wrong the childs Intellectual freedom that they do not tacii the child any religion at all Just hoping It will grow up and be converted he said Ah that Is fatal religion God Immorality the divine sublime It wrorgs the child for a parent to withhold strong definite teachings there But religions and moral teaching should bo all proved all true all scientific all fact SHARP OF WITS 1 As to Sir Thomas Tlpton remarked I the exchange editor why does he I Here the Information editor interrupted inter-rupted him Anything about there being many a slip between the cup and > aV Why does hc Have to btoop down whenhc drinks Cuuee he cant lift the cup Theyve bewn saying that on Change for a week Thats old Wasnt gaIn to ask anything of the I sun why Because hes Sycomorc Thats older than > Cant you keep still about four seconds sec-onds Why docs Another thing too He wasnt Lcuten on account of lack of sand There was too much > sand He couldnt I i I crufis the Barr Whats the difference belwcqn Why docs Sir Thomas Llpton persist In naming his yacht Watson a name anyhow Go on Persist In naming his yacht Shamrock Sham-rock bJUune you f Youneednt gel your Irish up and you neednt talk ao loud My Erins I I as good as It ever was I suppose its I I because he doesnt hit on a real rock I I WhHty > the diiTorexmce between I Guess again i Because shamrock Is white clover and a white clover Is the game thing asa I as-a white cleaver Rot llu calls It Shamrock because II I I as ehrlaloned thai way Whats lh3 i use of Kcarchlng all over creation for Bome fool reason Avhen thcroH a com moirijense one AVhy is FluId oij Whats the difference between be-tween Grover Cleveland and Porto II R iou 7 Think thats n hrrd one l Ones an I ex and the others annexed I Why I All roncr Iomc again The dlffeicncc Between Porto Rlo and Grover Cleveland Is I that one runs to molasscHand the other to sloimieh I Roll Whats the use of hunting allover all-over creation for sonic fool answer when theres a common sense answer I The difference Is l that Xne Is a man nml the other an Island Anybody thit t knows a hawk from a handsaw ought Id be i able to Well fiercely i interrupted the exchange 1 ex-change editor whats the dlffnrencfc between a hawk and handsaw yilie diffeiancc replied the infornm I tlon editor musingly I is Hint one has teeth and cant oat and lho6lher hasnt i teeth and nan cat1 fa iiYoi aro cnlltlcd lo another guess I One says nothing and thfiolhcr I SUWK wood Y c Again 18aY1 1 rot Oncsn hawk lIHll the others handsaw At this point the editor I who reviewn I the books throw a copy of Hall alnon JSternnl City at them In lieu of I jjwearlyfr and the noise ldeIChl cago Trlbunr I VA WRECK I cuntcniplalcd lime alcoholic wreck l with unmlnglcd pItA pIt-A sinking ship indeed we exclaimed ex-claimed But the rats do not leave me shrieked the fellow gesturing wildly We extended to him a helping hand of course buX he shrank away mistaking mistak-ing this for a pink ulbphunl Detroit Journal I DENMARKS RECENT ELECTION Al the election of ISOi the allied Moderates and Conservatives wore thoroughly I defeated Und the Radicals rose to sevenlylhrec votes out of 111 In the lower house In 1S07 the new Government Gov-ernment resigned and a business government gov-ernment was formed of Conservatives But the 1518 election was still more crushing for the Conservatives and in the spring of 1000 they resigned The Conservatives made a last effort wltH the Selusted Ministry Government which was balled with derision on all sides and has been nothing but a farce The Crown Prince made two public speeches in Its favor but without avail and at the elections of April 1001 out of 114 members of the lower house only live were won by the Conservatives Conserva-tives with small majorities and even the strong Conservative majority In the upper house was reduced to one vole through the rebellion of the Conservatives Con-servatives The Danes arc now a thoroughly radical and democratic people with a more perfect system of selfgovern ment in politics and business than perhaps per-haps an other nation The population of the kingdom has Increased so much that it Is now as large as the whole population of the kingdom and duchies before 1SG1 After England It is also the richest country In the world ir head ot the population and the excellence ex-cellence of Its educational system is matter of common knowledge Denmark therefore enters the new I century sfijainlng full speed ahead and 1 with the best hopes for the future from The Liberal Victory In Denmark Den-mark In the American Monthly Review Re-view of Reviews for OCtober HARD LUCKIN THE VEST I l I The cowboy sat down on the ground I fingered l lioc bills and looked sadly i at hspard > > I Bill he said1 tl5 no use 1 cant go to town with you today Why askcd Blll C Ive only got 2lto jniy name FIgger It up iginwsald Bill No use Ive flggerccl It up a doz n times and 11 always comes out the same Itll tnlcO for the drunk dollar ana half fem hed an breakfast three an a half fem oatrldgcs an that wont leave a cussed cent to pay the fine Indianapolis Sun MEASURES SUGGESTED An article of unusual value on the measures which may bc taken against anarchists and their attempts on the life of the President of the United Stales opens the North American Review Re-view for October under the tllle of Congress and Anarchy Suggesllon The author Is Mr Samuel C T Dodd who Is general solicitor of the Standard OH company and has for twenty years In thai capacity made a study of the different State lawi of tliis country IDs judgment is that it is practically Impossible Im-possible cither to secure uniformity of action from all the Stales of the Union or to procure an amendment thc Constitution Con-stitution to bring about this legislation I There is probably no higher living authority au-thority on such subjects and his conclusion con-clusion therefore oi great Importance at the present moment In the briefest I and most concise form he states his conclusions and in all probability the article will haye a very influence in-fluence upon whatever legislation will lake place Mr Doods conclusions are H has been HUggeicd that attempts upon the life of the President and other high Ofllcjalri be made treason This would be Impossible without an amendment amend-ment to the Constitution the United States or In adhering1 to their enemies giving them aid and comfort Neither can freedom of speech nor of the press be abridged without an amendment to the Constitution It Is fortunately not necessary to wait for uniform State legislation nor an amendment of the Federal Constitution Constitu-tion In order lo lake steps which might prove elllcaclous against tho hideous crime of anarchy There is I In Government of the Untied Slates an Inherent power to deal practically with ananhlsla Congress certainly ban power if severer se-verer lava aro necessary to make all attempts upon the life of the President of the United States or other high officials I offi-cials including all conspiracies of alike a-like nature punishable will death it alto has power to prevent the Importation Importa-tion Into the Ujitcd Slules of persons known to hold iinarchisUc sentiments i whose presqiicp would be dangerous to our peace and security The present emergency demands Federal rather than Stale legislallon and need nol wait the delay und uncertainly un-certainly of Constitutional amendment HOW CZOLGOSZ WILL DIE r When the grated idnor was closed on Czolgosz on September i 7th It l signaled the fact that ilho condemned would never leave the cell jjntll such time as the officers of the law charged with pulling him to death by electricity should take him to he execution chamber cham-ber There are two guards on duty constantly in the corridor on which tlmm live cells face These cells are in the basement In the southern wing and removed from the general cells Czol goszs Incarceration the condemned cell precludes hl lacing any one save the guard mejpbers of his immediate family and a clergy man These persons per-sons have access to the corridor aa often us they ace lit to call or as often as Czolgox may desire The rules pf the prison department allow thp condemned cat whatever he may see fltlo order ond 1 on the day of execution ho niay have nli > w suit of I black Many xrltl sc adversely the giving of the liBsasdln the iight lo se I lect luxuriesfeeling thut lie should be I I kept alive on the plainest diet If hfc should choose tof order birds and ancy dishes It will be the duly of the warden war-den to provide them The pulling to death of Czulgosx for the leirlble crime he committed will be the fume as thai of any other condemned con-demned man In u capital case On the morning of his electrocution which will probably bo i October lSlli CVolgoH m will I I bo given his bicakfasl will don n now suit of clothe and then be permit per-mit ted lo have a meeting with his spiritual spir-itual adviser The witnesses to the I carrying nut of the laws mandate and and the otTlclul surgeons will assemble In thr chamber which contains the I oieclrltr dud The condemned when ho and his spiritual adviser have I1n1 hhcd Ihflr devotions will be nnuchcd from his cell wllh i HIP clergyman and I Mirioundcd by guards headed by the warden will proceed lo the room where Ihe I witnesses are assembled The I tMupplnff of the condemned Into tho I cha r and applying the electrodes to his arms ind legs and tho adjustlnp of UK fnial clc Urlc cap will be the work of Jnf a few minutes Then a minute In J iec lon will bo mndo to see that everything every-thing t in propcily adjusted The order I to I apply the Vurrcnt will I I I follow ami In nmim Instant death uhouhl result To I make death doubly J sure a second application ap-plication of the current lo always made The doctors then examine tho executed man and next perform an autopsy au-topsy on the body Leslies Weekly 0 EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY I Citizen Madam why do you persist 1 In punching me with ymi unlbrella MadamI l want to make you look around I so I can Ihonlc you for giving I mp your seal Now sir donl you go off and say hat I women havent any manners Chicago RecordHerald I I THE NORTH STAR J In realms of night cro dawn and day begun be-gun Amid the vaulted dark this star was set And shining with unchanging splendor O tIt t-It guides the fallcrlni steps of wayworn f man Adrift rt sea the troubled pilots bean I The stormy heavens and frowning clouds hut I lot I No single Klcnm of white or violet Upon the zeniths dark and threatening span And even aw the stormloused sailor lifts Bewildered cyca to midnights hollow I sphere And guides his course by steady llghta above > So through tho darkness broken Into rifts I never yet have failed I r to find thcc Dear Nor have I lost the compass of thy love Myrtle Reed In November Smart Set FAKING AMERICAN EXPORTS I I Imitation Is i the sincerest flattery says the copybook adage Ii Is seen In the tricks attempted the deceits practiced and the swindles perpetrated I by the rivals of the American manufacture manu-facture and producer Standard oil which on account of Its excellence sells for a few cents more a gallon than the Russian and Sumatra oils is put up In cans weighing thiltytwo pounds each The Chinese taking care not to disturb the seal bore a hole in the bottom bot-tom of the can let out the oil and substitute sub-stitute the Russian or Sumatra Thousands Thou-sands of empty Slandard oil cans are shipped from Ilankau lo Shanghai lobe lo-be flllcd with Russian oil for thc interior in-terior market These Chinese seem to be adepts at cheating They take American flour saekgltffill them wllh cheap gradps and represent time stuff as genuine California flour i They put up cigarettes from the rankest tobacco sweepings in American packages They yell the Chinese hams which revolt the average stomach for tfie fineflavored Chicago ham They soak labels off condensed milk cans qhdmpagnc perfume per-fume and sauce bottles and boxes of confectionery and sllck them on an Inferior and sometimesworthless article arti-cle The Japanese have for several I yeart imitated af superior brand of American condensed Jiillk and used the Alnerlcan trademark It1 I t The Japanese Jap-anese are ool iQus cpu n terel telS Of orelgn goods Fairbanks scales Columbia Co-lumbia bicycles and many other standard stand-ard articles says Consul Jamee W Bagsdale at Tien Tsin are made in Japan and shipped here for halC the price of the genuine article They nrc equal lo our products In name only A graphophonc la made in Germany and sold here for the genuine Edison It Is Indeed a very poor Imitation What Germany in the bunko business too Certainly and they arc clever that detection Is not easy One of their tricks Is I to screw their own nameplates name-plates on American machines and they make no bones about using an American Ameri-can trademark If they can register it first An American in Guatemala reports re-ports on German Ingenuity as follows The Indians make a certain article called the mountain coat They spin and weave the raw cotton and wool In the crudest possible way yet the garment gar-ment is woven so closely that it is praclically waterproof The Germans Imllale this article so well that the Indians themselves cannot tell the difference dif-ference and lo cap the climax give them to the Indians to sell England IP also a sinner I am Informed said ConsulGeneral Stowc at Capetown recently re-cently that 000000 I pounds of tinned meats were shipped from thc United Stales to England and there icbranded Shamrock and shipped to this colony Nearly all tho haniB sold in Rio do Janeiro as English arc of American ollslnH lJj Armstrong In Alnslcca GOLDENROD When goldenrod Hnca every hedge and lane What ma Item If the Holds aro brown In rain Where violets were a purple aster grows And why should ono regret a iMded rose What It the nest We watched daocrtcd twings A meadow lark l adown time pasture shiKa And when the leaves are falling thick and fast They are the brighter that they cannot lillll For evpn in tho coming winter days The promise of another winter stays Chicago Inter Ocean SHOCKS THE NAVAL HAUTEUR The corrections which the log of the Brooklyn underwent is a pretty ironic comment on the assumption of the naval man that his word is much bettor bet-tor than his bond Admiral Dewey the other day leveled what looked very much like a sneer at the special correspondent corre-spondent and yet the Inofllelal reports will stand the test better than the official offi-cial I logs and time officIal maps In the premises It would that the naval hauleur has llltlf to lean on when It comes to limo historic accuracy of the service reports Philadelphia Press A PROBLEM SOLVED Heres a slalo of things 5Irs Grconc called upon Mrs Gray and before they hnvo a chance to say anything In comes Mrs Brown The problem Is as to the separation of the ladles If Mrs Greene goes she will leave Mrs Brown and Mrs Gray together to talk about her If Mrs Brown goes she will be I the subject of Mrs Grays and Mrs Gi cones conversation If her two vlsl tory go away together then Mrs Gray will be the subject of conversation between I be-tween those two ladles There Is only I one solution Mrs Gray puts on her things and goes out with her visitors just or a walk Boston Transcript FIELDS FORGIVENESS In a saloon in Chicago the lute 33u gene Field once announced to his friends that he was broke a fact which did not surprise them as he was generally i t gen-erally hard up There happened to be a hangeron In the crowd One of those l whoso considerable ambition Is to say they have shaken hands and touched glasses with a celebrity Calling the 1 poet to ono side hn said Now I hope youll lake no offense but understood t you lo say you had run short of money If that Is I true J I would be glad to oblige 1 you with a ten HoW dare you 7 snapped Field affecting I af-fecting great Inclination l d I dont even know your name S Beg your pardon u thousand limes II responded thc other L meant no of case T assure you I thought maybe you might be nblu to use the money Plctiso forget IL Field wall allcnt for a moment as If 1 I m In deep thought und then slowly drawled Forget It All right I wl1ll I on one condition I I On what condition I I On condition that you make It flf teen I CAN NO LONGER Iii IGNORED The recent collapse In copper following follow-ing time reduction of tin dividend paid by l the Amalgamated Copper company furnishes an obloct lesson which investors in-vestors In Industrial 1 securities will do well to t eonsMci I Meanwhile 1 the titles I lion j grows constantly more pressing as to what shall be done to regulate the 1 combination and to protect the public against such proJecUs sis that of the I Amalpamatod Copper company with Its vast overcapitalization and secret I way of doing business Thla question lis l become MO urgent atid If such overshadowing I I over-shadowing Importance that time coming Congres will hi i compelled to give II i consideration Omaha lice n THE CASE OF MISS STONE The friends of Miss Stone the American Ameri-can bonn missionary held captive by brigands have chosen the inly practicable practi-cable way to secure her release by appealing ap-pealing to the public for the amount of lime ransom money The Slate department depart-ment at Washington can do nothing further just now than appeal to the Sultan or the Bulgarian Government and It Is I extremely doubtful whether either could effect Miss Stones release Both countries have been hrlgandrld den for centuries and It Is often Impossible Impos-sible to trace these outlaws In their mountain fastnesses I3ut If the ransom be paid and Miss Stone released there Is a plain duly laid upon the Government Govern-ment to demand a lilting Indemnity In paying the ransom the worst sort of precedent will have been established unless very prompt and vigorous action Is taken to make the Government under un-der whose jurisdiction the outrage has taken place suffer for It Doubtless there Is a very strong popular feeling in support of that course Unlike the question of collecting an indemnity for the destructIon of mission properly this case comes home lo thc heart of time average American who reads about It and who feels that It cannot be allowed al-lowed to go unavenged ilhout dishonoring dishon-oring the country The British felt the same way about an Imprisoned Engllsh iran In an Abyssinian fortress and waged a costly war to release him In this case time release Is already as good as effected Judging by the amount of subscriptions given already and It Is plain that officials of the American board dare not risk delay beyond the dale set by the brigands The strong Interest shown by the President and time Stale department In the case is ample am-ple guaranty that It will be vigorously followed up in political consequences should Miss Stone be released New York Commercial Advertiser WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALLY Washington dispatch to the Chicago Tribune President Roosevelt has taken i a new departure which will startle the oldtimers In Washington but which at the same lime will do away with the pedantic name which has always grated on the cars The ExccuUe mansion has been doomed and the White House has ofllclally taken Its place I For years all the Presidential stationery wns dated from the Executive mansion man-sion invitations were to the Executive Execu-tive mansion Congress appropriated for the ExecutIve mansion and the bombastic and undemocratic name was repeated In every ofllclal paper on the subject President Roosevelts first social 1 step has been to change all this The official stationery Is now headed The White House and invitations to dine are dated from The White House and not the Executive mansion The Presidents reasons for the step are both characteristic and natural There are under ordinary circumstances some fortylive Executive mansions In this country one In each State but only one White House It Is the de Fire to pcrpeluale the name ofllclally which Is historically conventionally correct thai has Induced Mr Roosevelt to make this change Some of the oldtimers In Washington particularly l those who pride themselves them-selves on their pedigree and love l time lordly sound of the word mansion are objyctlng already to the Innovation but the plain people or those who have heard of the change lIke It and commend the President for the unflinching unflinch-ing Americanism of the whole proceeding proceed-ing CAPACITY OF DRINKERS Dr Ellis of Boston told the story that when Webster arrived at the foot of Bunker hill he accepted tho hospitality Of a citizen to the extent of a tumbler of brandy An ordinary person who should swallow a tumblerful of brandy would be in no condition to make an Impressive speech Talk of the Day In time Boston Journal agrees with Dr 13dward Everett Hale that Webster could not be classed as an Intomperalo man Intemperance IH not to be measured mea-sured by any set rule What would make one man stagger would simply make anolHcr reminiscent or ielfsatls lled In the days when England produced pro-duced statesmen Parliament gave out the odor of a dlbUllcry Hence the story the essayist tells of the man who was once asked whclher he thought it possible that Mr pill could have spoken in the Uouse of Commons after drinking drink-ing three bottles of port He replied You must remember he waa addressing an audience very few of whom had drunk less than two Buffalo Commercial Com-mercial mlrclnlVICTIMS VICTIMS OF FAMINE The English authorities report that 5000000 persons have died In India since 1S9G fvom causes directly due to the famine One stale in western India returns a decrease of 810000 or 15 percent per-cent of Its population In the central provinces where under normal conditions condi-tions the Incrcjisc of population should I have been 000000 1 there is shown a decrease de-crease of 1000000 since 1S91 This means that famine In India has carried car-ried to time grave at least 50 per cent more people than we have In a dozen of our less populous Wcslci States sind Territories and nearly ns many as live In all Now England This abnormal rate tends lo show that Ihore have bepn an average of 2700 deaths from famine each day two each minute every day foi so long nlimcNew Ha en Leader A FALSEALARM UTOPIA A short time ago the papers were full of the glories of a country without strllics New Zealand Air Henry D Lloyd wrote a book about It The secret se-cret of strike settlement was solved It was compulsory arbitration The employer em-ployer and employee had to He down together not one inside the other It was all Idyllic l Mr Lloyd was rapturous rap-turous strikeweary people looked to New Zcalsind hopefully Theyre still looking The other day a man a New Zealand business man appeared In New York city and pricked the roseate buH blc Compulsory arbitration according accord-ing to him was a grand Ilzlc It didnt arbitrate The law elmply made more trouble than there was before Its enactment enact-ment and the people were becoming highly or rather deeply disgusted The arbitration courts were even turned Into Instruments of persecution The laws I operation fostered labor difficulties and ofllcials protracted deliberation on cases In order to augment their per diem As this New Zealand business man saw the lUeui 1 law In opWallcn it was any thing hut Ideal l l and lie declared that those who so approved of It III this country hnd been milled by designing persona Those wonderful Stale laws hat I settled everything between citizens citi-zens arc even so unsatlsfaclory that thoro Is talk of their repeal Mr J Oratliui Gray quoted In the New York Nation soya that the working of the conciliation boards has been so mis I Hlievollli amid iiicfTcclual as to dcmon strate ulio clearly that they ought lo be none away with These board In stead of prevent Ing foment disturbances disturb-ances They prevent the expansion of industrial l ciilerprlso Capital Is I afraid to Invest Iii work thut may be alopped by I time rontlmiotiH disputation 1CIlI the board of arbilnujoii dont arbl Iralr J3r > iecn 1SUG and thoU of ninety CftflvH brought by Iradcn unions before the bnudsonly UvinlynJnc were sot jicd I Time whole elaborate ueheme so lauded by Mr Lloyd IB I said lo be it rilltire Tho farmers complain that they are made to suffer by l the laws for tic IrukM I unionism Jranufacturrs nfvcr knnw where they are for Ihcv may lie Inllded 1 In an bltTOtlOII rlls pulc 1mm time InIhetwinkling of an eye The country without strikes Is notr count tl y of Indusirlal peace The movement fuji I the repeal of tjio compulsorv arbl llolIon hws Is J1owlnJ wider TJiere In i said Jo be a reaction against the I iTr JoCmi of lawn PPlyl 5 time doc lilncs I of UiiMlcIn und CarlyJp J Including cell that tax method eo highly reeom mondid to ino Slalo of Colorado bv State Senator Bucklin Jt Is too bad ff I IMs modern Utopia Is to vanish right 11gofc oum eye Ud CllrlYle nuskln itnry Ueorge amid the ot Vr ICU Just I era ot society are to be shown up us hcanwI If IL bc true thai II l UtopIan New Zetland ho public debt is In t clcullIf nnd lIme Jr capita tax fa I heavy > excteling that of any olher ItRtrnlaSlall cOlon y 1 it Is hard to see how all Ulsc I law wo have heard so much about are doing the people any Rood Laws however altruistic of In tont that paralyze business and pile up taxes are not good laws it seems al rmost ihnipossllblc to belieVe that timere Could ffftsvch a divergence of opinion upon tl > New Zealand conditloims as represimted by time Utteramices of Mr flenry D Lloyd antl My 3 Grattan Gray Mm LIoytI hn < 1 well ziigim carried ims J3p Sl0rm ovex into his camp but > Mr Cray says thhl the bright pictures of conditions under these New Zealand laws are drawn by birds of passage who have taken a run of a few eeks S through time colony and arc wllllully deceived by those to whose guidance they Intrust themselves The latest rc turna would Indicate lhat the New Zealand Zea-land Utopia is a false aiarmSt Louis Mirror ANXIOUS FOR A CHANGE Julian Mitchell at present stage manager man-ager for Vober Welds was one of the lute Charles lloyts most Intimate frlondu and for many years acted ns general stage manager for all of the humorists productions ISirly In his career us a playwright eays Mitchell und before he had met his first wife Flora Walsh Iloyl became be-came InfatuaCcd with ono of his ac iresses after seeing ber tor the first lime She dll not roMprneato his early attention and on her first public ap poamne Hoy1 came bchlrd the scenes and handed Mitchell a bouquet of flowers flow-ers Deliver these to Miss in her dressingroom he ordered Dont toll her who sent thorn then hesitat ingly but If you dont tell her Ill fire you T understand said Mitchell I After the performance the play wright approached Mitchell who lo very deaf and shouted In his car How did Miss receive mv gift and what did ahe say Nothing repliedMitchell What did she tlo7 Inquired Hoyt In astonishment She kissed me answered Mitchell Hoyt paused for a moment Then ho remarked Say MMchell you buy the Jlowers tomorrow night f ml Ill deliver them New York Times ROOSEVELT ON PHILIPPINES An article written by President Roosevelt last month and published In the current Outlook gives high praise to President McKinley Secretary Root and Gov Taft The most significant signifi-cant sentence is wherein he speaks of selfgovernment as the ultlqmtc goal for the Filipinos The demand la made of time very highest stamp as our representatives In the Islands backed by the declaration that if In ferior men are appointed and above all if the curse of spollspolltlca cvcrf fastens Itself upon the administration of our Insular dependencies widespread disaster Is sure to follow From the man who Is now President this means much says the New York World |