Show SPICE You can generally have a lot of fun with tho gills Unit aro always saying they do so bate spoony men Now York Press 0 0 0 What a careless woman Mrs Peters la Yes Ive noticed that when she comes home from a picnic sue nearly always llnds three 01 four more dishes l In her basket than sho took with her when she went Chicago Tribune 9 They were married at high noon I bollove Yes but they wero quietly divorced In I a basement after business hours Chicago Chi-cago Tlmealloiald a o o Tho final election returns had been received re-ceived TIme Hon Joshua Hayrick woro in expression of great sadness Whats the mutter they said to him Your election Is conceded Thats true boy he replied gloomily and nothing under heaven vJlll keep tho village band ft Om serenading me Philadelphia PresS 0 00 The scene of our story Is laid In Cas lute Me which Is virtually a suburb of Boston Mass I i The lover listens In rapt ccstacy to tho words of wisdom that full from the lips of hiM Dulclneii My I darling he cries at last unable longer to restrain the warm sentiments which clamor for utterance your stockings I stock-Ings are ns blue as tho fairest skies of I sunny Italy I AM for tho maiden sho blushed faintly and deprecated tho tremendous compliment f compli-ment Detroit Journal |