| Show 3 Notes of a n Bystander The Front Pages rages As long as the theRome theRome theRome Rome and Berlin papers keep print print- printing printIng printIng ing Britain doesn't need a propaganda propaganda propaganda ganda force The Axis' Axis squawks about the British attacks will have havethe havethe havethe I Imore the whole world despising them even more than now The trouble with ith covering plane attacks confides James Aldrich from the British Mediterranean fleet is that you de de- develop develop de- de develop a s tendency to see in the sky Of things you think arc are planes course you feel much relieved when I they arc planes Its It's good Huey Hue Long didn't liv His promise to tomake tomake tomake make every man a king wouldn't be much of an inducement these days The editorial salutes to the history and md meaning of the City of London made shudders across the body We recall similar editorials about Prague Warsaw Vienna and Paris Paris much much too remi remi- reminiscent reminiscent rem of an obituary notice C. C V. V R. R Thompson Tho the New York correspondent for the London Ex Ex- Express Ex- Ex Express press relays this current London quip All AU the civilized nations had been destroyed bombs had levelled every city elty in the world w and a lone British pilot who remained alive flew fiew his plane over Europe to t search for some sign of life But he could find none and no building un un- unscathed un- un unscathed scathed Seeing nothing at all left of Europe he started flying to the U. U S. S but his navigation was faulty and he ran out of gas crash crash- crashing crashing crashing ing in the heart of the African jun jun- jungle jungle gle With his last ounce of strength he s 's scribbled on a bit of fuselage Here died the last man manon manon manon on earth And then ben he died Two little apes who had been watch watch- watching watching ing from a tree climbed down wad wad- waddled waddled died over to the wr wreckage One picked up the note not read it to the theother theother theother other and exclaimed exclaim d The liThe last man manon on on earth Good gracious do we have to start this whole darned business r i again The Debunking Dept Mr Wood Wood- Woodruff WoodI Woodruff Woodruff I ruff congressman from Virginia Virginia- made a n ringing defense of Colonel Lindbergh He Insisted that Lind Lind- Lindbergh bergh must mast not ot be denied the right of Free Speech Mr Woodruff delivered some vitriolic remarks remark about people who disagreed with Lindbergh This was a great waste of time words and money consider consider- considering considering considerIng ing that nobody has ever tried to stop Lindbergh L h hIom from saying any any- anytHIng tHIng t 7 la In I fact thc t the 1 L. J Li T- T ThiM hiM irli i r lh s been Ji oCd J L pr fri n. n Both pr p. p i f b y y s com corn 1 t On pI S and and the ve ve live v radio time trec time free free Even v n t i dent e t Roosevelt y t is i J 4 that privilege privilege lege at certain times In short the press and radio which Lind Lind- Lindbergh Lindbergh bergh has often criticized harshly have treated Lindbergh so fairly fairly- that Lindbergh himself has never complained about being mistreated Sounds in the Night At 21 It I looks like they're getting a more intellectual clientele the women are arc homelier At the Riviera She goes around daring you to knock her conscience from her shoulder At the Stork To Tome Tome Tome me a p club is just an upholstered upholster stere ster concentration camp At the Beachcomber an heiress and hes he's an At M La Martinique She in the powder room dulling her nose gloss brightening her lips and sharpening her fangs At the Village Barn One look at her figger and your eyes yell ell for crutches At Club Gaucho Its a pretty neck neck- necktie necktie tie only its it's not pulled tight enough At Club 18 Hes as sincere as a Japanese apology At Coq Rouge I went with her once I had more fun biting my nails In Reubens Reuben's Its a lucky thing for Buckingham palace that Goering wasn't dropped on it iU Manhattan Murals The flip news news- newsboy newsboy newsboy boy at Fiftieth and Seventh who I shouted Britain Bombs Berlin Read about the Grapes of RAF i The shooting all over midtown chiefly patronized by gals The funny mans who wears and Willkie buttons on his lapel lapel fun fun- fleeced Jack Alexanders Alexander's on Billy Rose for the will be christened Base Add descriptions New York is a big dice game Every Every- Everybody's body's a loser but nobody wants to leave the game The Wireless Attesting to the 14 karat caliber of the British morale Ed Murrow said they would rather live underground than under Nazi domination Cholly McCarthy is funny so long as he keeps his barbs well sharpened But when he goes cute he splinters Man Ian About Town Jolson's second week in grossed he says meaning profit What jokester pasted a Willkie stick- stick sticker er on Mrs windshield at the recent Rhinebeck fair when the chauffeur was dozing Quentin Reynolds escaped injury when the London apartment house he dwells in was bombed When Franchot Tone was at Johns Hopkins hosp a nurse developed a rash which the specialists there couldn't diagnose They finally called it Romance Rash |
