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Show DON'T YOU fcNOW That a divorce is love's labor lost? That a sudden friend is as dangerous as a slow euemy? That a handful of common sense is worth a carlosd of learning? That it is one of the paradoxes of life that a man of small calibre is often a great bore? Tht, when hard times Atrike a man amid- ships the voice of flattery is no longer heard? That abuse is one of the few things a man can get in Zion without earning or deserving? deserv-ing? That in Utah the golden rule has given way to "Job others or else they will job you?" That while physicians may not be linguists they are familiar with many tongues? That "Good-bye" is written in letters of truth on the outer walls of the Liberal battlements? bat-tlements? That certain Liberal politicians who are now living on hope stand a good chance of dying of hunger? That at Garfield one wave from a woman's handkerchief will attract more attention than hundreds of waves from the lake? That the very people who now criticise the efforts of the authorities to improve the sewerage system of the city were content for forty years to let ' the filth take care of itself? |