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Show PITHY AND POINTED. If you do not want your feelings hurt keep them out of the way. The hello girl at the telephone exchange has much to answer for. The worm stays in the ground for fear some one should hook him. Coaled cheek is the way we characterize yie nerve of the coal price-raisers. It seems a perversion of natural processes for a farmer, when iriving corn to his piss, to feed it to them "in the ear." The dervishes eat snakes and glRs bottles, That's just about the drink combination customary cus-tomary in this country, too. As a rule a man who has a mustache he can twist, or whiskers ho can stroke, is three i times as long making up his mind as one j who hasn't. - |