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Show FOR ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE. Melting snows in the mountains is responsible res-ponsible for the dirty water we are using. A loafer is a public nuisance, and in a newspaper office he is an unmitigated bore. Only one couple in 11,500 live to celebrate their diamond wedding and then they don't enjoy it. The man who says his prayers before retiring re-tiring to a folding bed believes in keeping on the safe side. It is estimated that there are over 31,000 millionarics in the United States. Very few of these are newspaper men. The man who sits crosslegged in the street cars ought to be ejected for trespassing trespass-ing on other people's territory. More divorces are granted annually in the United States than in all the rest of the ehristain world. Salt Lake has more than her share of them. The priests of Paris seem to be getting less than their share of this world's good things. They look fairly well fed, but the appearance of many of them is anything but tidy. A New York Tribune writer says: "Howling "Howl-ing Bear, the Indian prophet who advises his people to lay up stores of corn against a coming famine, seems to have mixed the alliance al-liance subtreasury scheme with one of its hold-your-grain circulars. |