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Show "Are you en-,i'ed':" politely ask' i! a New Yorker at a north deore'ia country dance. "No," she fairly shouted. "I bean' I but. I be married, ami i f my man saw you uu no-e) in' 'round me he'd brake every 'nine in your body. Scat." Acie York l,ihl. saiiiso When Joiilots made his debut as a star the audience went wild: the em "re wa- terrific. llerd-o In what scene was it? Said-o The one in which he was he-hen he-hen d-d. U-ANSfl 4 MFD Jtn'CLO. The dear old soni's of childhood, Like jewels memory sets luem. Put how they hurt our feelings wh' n The haned-orjan gets them. Oft th" clouds have silver liuintra. On this point most men are jo.ued. But you cannot take the silver To the mint aud get it coiued. Waihinfiion ,(r. The sportsman is eagerly seeking the whirr-ahouts of the ipuui. ( vuimbwt '..s.'. A pugnacious man is fond of a prai tical joke. He tries to make a butt of every one he meets, J.,,ircll on,-itr. Fi-heniieii's lie- often seem to them to Lave a red foundation. in,kri O'uaV, |