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Show . THUS RUNS THE WORLD AWAY. Conjugal love is not preserved in family jars. Texas Sittings. There is a good deal of the wag about a dog. Boston Transcript. Our spare hours are well named; they seem the shortest of the day. Puck. Some girls are like a violin; it takes a beau to mako them talk. St. Joseph News. Tho bnker always has dough on hand because he kneads it in his business. Washington Star. There is a produce exchange rumor that au earthquake has shaken up the coffee grounds of Java. New Orleans Picayune. Emma. I rode in a horse-car halt an hour today before I got a seat. Amy. That's too bad. It's such a misforture , not to be good looking. Boston Herald. Kingley Why, old man, what makes you look so gloomy? You haven't had a falling out with your wife, have you? Bingo Worso than that. With our servant ser-vant girl? Life. An exchange savs that "Chicago has put her foot into the world's fair." This must be an error. Up to the hour of going to press there was not enough of the world's fair to hold a Chicago foot. Norristown Herald. "On what grounds did Ilenshaw get his pension? I never heard that he did any lighting during the, war." 11a didn't; but he claims his sympathies were enlisted." Puck. Too Probable. "Now we will sup-poso sup-poso that one cab driver goes eight miles an hour, and that another who can go only six miles an hour has three hours the start of him. Where will thoy meet?" "At tho alo house," Fliegonde Blatter. |