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Show TOUCH COURT. Only One Case Before the Tribunal Tills Morning. "This balmy spring weather is really cxhileraling," remarked tho court as ho thumbed the docket this moruing, aud this court feels that it would liko lo go fishing or lake a plttngo in the lake. However wo will see what we have. Lot tho iron gates swing on their rusty hinges and escort the suspects in." "Iran Tseheartheezarsheadoff, you are a Russian and a Nihilist. I sympathise sympa-thise with you regarding tho first mentioned men-tioned fact and glory iu your spunk regarding re-garding the latter, you aro a daisy. It is no crime to be a Nihilist iu this eouutry and tho profoundestadmiratiou of my heart would be bestowed upon you could I learn that you had succeeded in iguiting a tou of dynamite in the summer sum-mer kitchen of tho czar's imperial palace. pal-ace. But last night you forgot yourself your-self and attempted to blow up the Progress Pro-gress building with a lot of link sausage which you insisted was rock-a-rock powder.- I will let you down easy however, how-ever, and will only lino you $5." I note that yours is the only case on the docket and will now adjourn court to discuss a largo consignment of apple dumplings." |