| Show 1 BRISBANE I THIS WEEK Old Men len Still U crul Fists and Razor Blades Youngest Grandfather Science Works Two Ways Even in this day dar of flaming youth mature age still has its usefulness The average age of ot our Supreme Court justices Is Iss s seventy eve n t y one years Twenty six Twenty years ago Chief 4 S Justice Hug Hughes H u g h e s took his seat on the Sup Supreme rem e eCo Vt Co C o u r t b e n c ii h o President Tat Taft t rendered public service by ap- ap appointing apS appointing U ap-U S I toI S pointing him to succeed Justice 0 Brewer He lie left the theArthur theArthur theAr nn Arthur bench to run for President against Woodrow Wilson Vilson and would doubtless have been elected had he not gone to California Had he been elected he would have remained in the United States and probably would have saved the coun- coun country coun country try ten thousand million dollars that Woodrow Wilson shoveled out in his ecstacy of self-approval self Rioting in London's Mile End Road in which the faces of men and women were slashed with razor blades and one man was thrown through a shop window etc seems rather un English to put it mild mIld- mIldly mildly mildly ly Fist fighting has been en- en encouraged encouraged en encouraged by distinguished English English- Englishmen Englishmen Englishmen men including on the ground that it is better than using knives It is better doubtless but what about the razor blades Germany honors its youngest grandfather Herman Jahnke farm laborer thirty six years old Mar Mar- Married Married I I ried ned at seventeen his eldest daughter became a mother at seven seven- seventeen seventeen seventeen teen It If all you want Is children that record is satisfactory although any mouse family could beat it by per cent and almost any microbe by bya bya bya a billion per cent It If good children were desired it would have been better for Mr Jahnke to have hs h's first child at 36 and his first grandchild at 60 or 70 at least that was Platos Plato's opinion Justice uses the science science the electric chair the lethal chamber to chamber to punish criminals The criminal uses science to carryon carry on his bis trade An SOS signal purporting to come from a yacht in distress drew the coast guard away from the coast of ot Hawaii making It convenient for smugglers of narcotics to bring in their cargo Tear gas comparatively modern modem was used to empt empty a New York theater where there was labor trouble Japan until recently convinced mistakenly that this country is her enemy and for tor excellent reasons keeping close watch on Russia and her Japanese anti-Japanese Vladivostok air air- airplane air airplane plane and submarine base now turns suspicious attention on dear dearold dearold dearold old John Bull I S Britain is supposed to have asked nine nations to protest against Ja- Ja Japan's Japan's Ja Japan's pans pan's demands on China That should not worry Japan too much The same old John Bull Buhi got fifty fifty- one fifty one nations to protest Mussolini's attack on Ethiopia but paying no attention the able Italian went ahead swallowing Ethiopia sending the little ITalIc Halle Selassie to live Uve In SwItzerland In his villa at San Remo the Duke of ot Borea DOlmo D'Olmo celebrates his one hundred and sixth birthday in ill excellent health n He lie has been ac- ac active active ac active tive in Italian court circles since 1841 before the beginning of ot the United States Mexican war Mussolini tells farmers and Industrialists to for tor a de de conflict that will be necessary necessary necessary sary to preserve order against an- an anarchy anarchy an anarchy archy Those that favor the present civilization he said will have to preserve it We are at the dawn ot of a decisive conflict between the representatives of order and an- an anarchy anarchy an anarchy archy Dr Irving Langmuir brilliant Nobel prize winner announced a counterpart of ot life Ilfe produced chemically Interesting probably not important Until some professor can produce some counterpart of ot life lite able to think think manufacture tel tel- telescopes telescopes tel telescopes explore the universe and run for office mans man's domination will not be threatened A cigar store Indian is a counterpart but not an Indian European nations are preparing to recognize the Spanish rebels when they take Madrid and set up upa upa a national government The idea is to take prompt action and forestall the victorious insurgents insurgents gents Cents giving Spanish territory to Italy Haly or Germany the Balearic Is- Is Islands islands Is Islands lands to Italy for tor Instance to use as naval and air bases with Ceuta for Germany This would upset the bal balance ance of power in the western and disturb old England with Egypt and the Suez Canal on her mind J C KInK King lr l Syndicate Joo I Service |
