Show ODD BREAKS OF SPEECH Amu amusing turns of 0 speaking and writing the following follow follo xing ine collection ot of curious phillies lilii phi aara alies Is taken from the alie rams horn A Co coroners loners jury in maine idallia reported that deceases deceased came to his death ly IY excess las drinking producing apoplexy lit in tile the mind mandi of the elie jury an old french lawyer of an n estate lie ho had just juat bought addad add d there la Is a c hapet chapel upon it 11 in which hah my alto and I 1 wish to be hulled butted it II god oil spares our lives on twe in indiana Is the fol coming this mol monument lurne nt was mas erected to the hie menior memory Y of air joi jolin in accidentally shot its as a mark ot of affection by his brother A edl editor for received some verses not long Ion saRO ago it with jill thi following note of explanation these lines were written fifty years aro ago by one who lias has for a long lone time slept in his grave merely for pastime A certain politician clan lately condemning the government tor for its policy con rel cernin ing the income tax la Is ie ported to have sald said keep keel cutting tile the wool off the sheep that lays the golden eggs until they rump pump it dry an ali orator nt one ot of the university li unions bore oft off the flip palm when ho he declared doli deli ca e red that tile the british lion Ns whether hether it let Is roaming tho the deserts of india or climbing the fores of oc canada w will lit not draw in Us lie hoina nor retire into its shell A reporter in describing the murder of a man named jorkin jerkin said tile the murderer was tas evidently in quest of 0 money but luckily ar air jorkin had deposited all his funds in tile the hank bank t tilday lie before so that he lost nothing but ills his life A merchant who died suddenly left in his bureau a letter to one of his correspondents which he lad had not settled sealed ills his clerk seeing it necessary to send pend the letter wrote at the bottom since writing the above I 1 have died an oklahoma editor expresses his big thanks foe or ax a basket of 0 orange thus thug we have received a basket of oranges from our friend gus bradley for wit ch lie he will please accept our coral compliments plim ments entea some rome of which are nearly six inches in diameter the morning orning 11 post lit in 1813 1812 made the following statement we congratulate ourselves most on having boin oft off mask ant and teve revealed aled his cloven foot it was high time that t the h 0 hydra head ot of faction should be roundly rapped over the knuckles an ali english lecturer on chemistry chem latry said one drop of this poison placed on tile the tongue of a cat Is sufficient to kill the strongest mari mara anti anil tart an english lieutenant said that the royal nl 1 ger company wished to kill him to pic vent his going coins up the river until next ya A clergyman in an lasic rn town ills lil hearers latel kowalk to walk in EL a slippery path lost lest they be sucked into its meshes this metaphor suggests that ot of another clergyman who prayed that the word might be as a nall nail driven in a sure place sending its roots downward and its branches upward the present duke ot of leeds is reported to have lays accused the hie late gov bovein t n ment of making a direct attack on the brewers by means mcana of a side wind it was during the late administration that one of the irish whips N hips telegraphed to dublin that tile the silence of 0 the irish members would be heard lit in the house ot or commons no looser longer it was the celebrated sergeant ara bill who it at the central criminal court informed the prisoner before him that it if there was a clearer case of a man mail robbing his master that case was this case and after pasting passing sentence concluded 1 I therefore gh slie e YOU ou it lie I 1 e opportunity port unity ralty of 0 redeeming redeem lne a character fr irretrievably lost lit in the irish house of f commons of dui ing a debate knothe on the leather tax tile the chancellor of the exchequer sit sir john parnell observed that in tho the prosecution of the peasant war everyone ought to be ready to give his last guinea to save the remainder of ill his q fortune sir mr vandeleur Vando leur replied tha that t a a tax on leather would press very heavily on the bare touted peasantry ot of ireland at a recent temperance gathering catherine in an orator exclaimed tile the glo gl ilous work will never be accomplished until the good ship temperance shall gall ball from one end clad of the land to tile the other oilier and with a cry of Wic victory totY at each atop she takes shall plant her banner in every city town and tillage of the united states slates another speaker said bald that all along the paths of the elie future we can call see the hidden footprints of an all unseen land hand we e pur sue the shadow the bubble bursts and leaves the ashes in our hands |