Show 1 A AA It A It AA A A A It A AA A i AA It BREAKFAST FOOD A General Ca S Soliloquy Wa lI ever a man o worried Its a tough I swear Heres trouble again gan down In Carton Caroon And ADd Its lUs mot moot time tu to open the fair It If I should JO go on to St Louts And take up m ray down there Id bit be known as the great secretary Thet t Utah sent w to Ute the Worlds lair fair But Id bo be tb the main squeeze In Carbon And as 8 DUlL down dow Wg big pa pay be nothing but me In Carbon And nd think per clay claya ay ayWas Was a a man so o confronted B By two such allurements But uY say HI liow happy hapy could I 1 be with either I iere ore tether dear dea charmer awa I Banshee in the Mine Now Noi hero hare SIl says S And Andy Tarbet Is Isan Isan an old ad true story of what hap happened happened once In a Butte mine It took place In 1880 and the old Moulton mine In Walkerville was the scene of It The mine was worked through a shaft and some or of the ran right up to the grass roots Well Veil one y a big white while freight mule was travelIng around there and aud struck lt One ne of the thin places He went through and slipped l down that old slope to the leei He wat wai jarred B a good od dt deal al an and confused so 50 h he just stood there thereAt At the end nd or of thu tha drift were Pat Fat Flana Fiana Flanagan gan and MUte Murphy manipulating a adrill adrill drill rhe rhey wanted some ome powder and Flanagan started out for fOl it He wm was back in about te ten 1 seconds Did ye e eI fitch thO th asked Murphy 01 I did dil not hot said Flanagan 01 tink ed go 0 fur th Molke I not ye asked k d Murphy yer er 01 hay hav II a pr said iO usI crossing hImself himsel Ot 01 tInk all Is not wIll wid me inc I t home Vill thin replied the courteous Murphy git It thO th lOwther Murphy was hack back In ends also LOin Olm a sober man Flanagan nn he said but 01 hay bay had a TIn ye e I must git It th of shrieked Flanagan looking over mer Mur lur phys libYa shoulder Phat Is The white mule frightened by the dark darkness ness had followed Murphys light back backI I into the drift TIe avil wan dried Murphy The men cowered In Inthe Inthe the furthest corner orner The mule stopped a few feet from them and all their thell candles showed or of the strange visitor were the two gleaming eyes eves an and the thelong I long white ears which h flopped into I view from time to time as the mule strove stroe to pierce the darkness The Tha mule mft made e no io sound souna What prayers were uttered In that drift nobody ever know The Thc shift changed at 6 I Flanagan and Murphy did not cheek check out Has u uv ye seen Flan Finn Flanagan Finnagan agan and Murphy inquired th the shift abUt boss at the mouth or of the shaft No Nobody Nobody body had and it was recalled that no spots hots had been heard in their locality f for r some hours 01 gIns Oid go doon there and hay bar a luk Juk I fur thim the shift boss and began his hll search He car carI I ned a c candle and the last thing ic expected to find iii that mine was a mule because as I say It was worked through a shaft and no mulls mules were I u ed In It at all Well you ou kno know how howa a miners candlestick Is It has a sharp point on It to et stIck k in the wan wall walland and a handle on th the other side The Tue shift bo blundered along through the drift holding his candle le in front of him himlie lie He had almost rE reached hed the end and had seen nothing when from in front of him came an astonished Woof Woo Simul Simultaneously a struck him amid amidships amidshIps ships and s sent nt him flying dean clean out of I I I I j j I I c the drift Ito He had jabbed the point or of orI I that an Into the business end of the mule mul with the traditional result The mule caught hint him with both feet Back to the open air went ont the shift I ho p as fast as his crippled machinery I would carry arry him Byes byes best h clied thys theys a 1 In thO th moIne ut me chine out av Ui th I drift Some av AO ye yea go doon there an I t ut out Nothing that is on the earth or in the heavens above or in the waters under the earth would have persuaded any of oC the Irish to go godon hewn don there There were two young Penn Pennsylvania fellows In the bunch though and they took no stock in Iii 1 b banshees nb The They proceeded cautiously to the acetic ene and established the i klan en tit ot of the vIsitor Hor Investigation showed them ho how It il got In and It was hoisted out the same way It was easy to get gel geta gela a light out of Murphy or Flanagan for fora a year or two after that I t c Dyspepsia Tablets There are some great fighters In the National Guard It ont re or of them with guns to knock out lin an unarmed man maii Anus Angus 1 r Cannon wishes that corn com committee to ho he Is a modest man and go to Washington t to boost beast Evidently the elements had not 1 learned that beer is to be at the lake again agahi and that a hi higher h t water level would not be necessary to Insure a season Mr n Rose did not net need 1 to claim all those crimes to convince people that no mistake was mode made In his case Judge Parker should be r requIred to prove his fitness before p people ople take him seriously It has not been shown that he ever oer burLed a single broncho Governor Wells re reluctance to order out the guard is 18 equaled b by the reluctance reluctance tance of tM the privates to go out ut utI I If the British should bombard Blue Bluefields fields there te bets bet mA made e on every shot tf we are correctly in Informed formed as to the habits or of folks It begins to loo as If Hearst would have to submit a minority repot This much I Is a cinch X No Russian la lawill will try to travel about disguised as s a Jep Jap |