Show CHINAMAN PLAYED TRICK Got Even With the Prospectors Who Made Him Hunt for Gold Chicago News I was somewhere t ta other day said the weary pilgrim about a man thet located a gold mine In a graveyard ard I hed knowe of lots of fellers graveyards in gold mines lots of em but this was other way about The average man wi will start oUt I huntin gold nn an he dont know 10 ro more about mineralogy then a Ully goat knows bout about roler roller skates ui hel hell mess around In cold water an sleep on a bed of pain an an hell eat hard tack an corned rule mule an hel hell work like a Kansa Kansas farmer an l If he washes up on an average 23 2 cents worth of gold a week e woul nt I trade his chances of wEalth with the gy guy In Chicago Al All are like thet But Dut are lucky They find thO th dust Wh Why a chink wi will wash a bunch of gold a pie pile of pine sawdust sew It in in the tal tail of oC his empire gown an be halfway to China with th bones of his Uncle Mike rolled up In a customers shirt before a white man has got through quartz wih with thO th help of a wier wIlIer wand an a bottle or of Whisk whisky Huh Me Look not upon thO th mine when it is red cay clay When me an Bi Bill Pooley was In Inthe inthe the Black His Hills we met up wih with a achink achink chink thet had just finished two ounces of gold dust out of 2500 tons or of dirt thet he bed been though th Homestake gins We figured thet a practical miner like him was as too good to lose So we took him to thO th his hills wih with us to hunt gold goldI I 1 disremember now whether he wanted to come or not Anyhow we ask him We roped him to a burros tal tall and fondly promised him hima a kiin kuhn I If he hollered He say come along an when we let him loose he lt lit Into the pantry and begun beun cookin dinner wih with a headlong galop gallop that would he hey made the banishment of Mazeppa look like a dump cart fer a funeral to pass We was right pleased with him himMe Me e an Bill located In the most on likely place we could find an began down a shaft We Te worked thO th an thO th Celestal Celestial did thO th pick an shovel work An we let him out only to cook thO th meals Wel Well sir I spose we ud been dig diggin gin yet if stopped us usAn usAn An thet was sas the chink He was working away like sixty one day dayan an was as down about fifteen feet when al all of a sudden he let out an awful yell ell Gold se he Alee Alice samee heap Well Vei me an Bi Bill was about crazy We Ve was afraid to let th chink stay down In the th hole fer fear hed steal th mine an we dasent go down while he hewa wa was there coso cos they no one to pul pull us up So we pulled John ohn up an we both got In the bucket an told thO th Chinaman to lower kway way We forget that one little nubbin like him handle two big men like us but we recalled this tact fact to toI mind right away The bucket went down like whisky down an Injun an I we hit the bottom al all In a heap But Butth thO th poor chink Thet winless twIsted i him up an spun him out like a yarn of off grandmothers spindle spindle An when he let go he got slung clean across th canyon an then turned an for about a mie mile I wish It had killed him Why Why do you know wot thet abandoned lost In darkness heathen done H He come back an cut thO th rope an left us In that hole Yes sir An Anthen Anthen then he went away aay wih with everything we had except a fe few tracks we had made about thO th place An I it took us three days to cut steps an get out an two more days before we got to a place Gold Course they An how you goin to get even on a thing like thet Me an Bi Bill al all but murdered four thet we wc thought was John ohn but the flex nex minute we see four more as like him as peas habit But i it cured me o a thO th |