Show I I I I I I I I I i I i I I II I i I iI I iI In F an act aC By VEX WEX JONES In the Story INKS turned joyously from the sta station B 6 tion Five years married he be said to himself and this wilt will be the grit first j time ever eTer been away even tot for a aday aday day Shell Shen have bave It a good time with her folks and I guess I wont have haTe a joll jolly time What a gay gar dog I was when I was wal wasa It a bachelor A root roof garden would be the real thing on a night like this j Binks went to the roof garden In front I ot of him a couple were casting googoo eyes ees at each other at every opportunity Ugh said Binks and then he be remembered how he be used to look leok at Maggie Margie when they were engaged More then gee fhe years ago alo I Isaid said DInk Blake to himself I wonder where Maggie is II now She must be getting sear near the old farm by thIs The show seem leem musing And afterward every everT other man he be met seemed to be gayly hurrying along with his hll wife I by his side Dash It said aid Bloke IU Ill go home There Ther was no ono one there to greet hIm cheerily and the flat seemed no longer cozy cosy and happy The life bad gone out of the home Hong Jiang It said Binks The third day Binks got It a weeks vaca tion and started for tor thol he farm tarm to bring Maggie home Poor bachelors 1 be repeated repeat to himself I on the way In Real Life i iThe The same i iI I In the Story DT By Jinks Jenks said Smith to his Wife at breakfast that was a great dream I had last nIght was It languidly Inquired Mrs Mr Smith bJ I dreamed I was at a race racetrack track John i Well you rou knoW I 1 never neTer I go O there Mary what mates makes the dream so strange Get Gee It was though The way those hors horses ran was a wonder and every everyone one was Tas yelling Peter Ieter tn WIns I I Ieter wins and just at the end another one ran put past and the crowd yelled out onto Star Do Dog W wins 11 Star Dog in a aIk walk Ik IkI I think Irs rs IS a 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