Show I The Manicure Man cure Lady She Takes a Day Off and ana Watches a Parade Go By I By WILLIAM VILLIAM F I ir SUPPOSE you yon seen the parade Sat I 1 j said sold the Manicure Lady Yell Tea said the Head Barber It weal neat ITe t ri ht past the shop How Dow Is la It that you rou t show up here Saturday hI wanted to see sec the parade replied the Lady and get set a little rest Wil Wilfred fred tm and the old gent was both In the pa parade rade nd Wilfred marched so he could get noie liillie color for a play which he Is fr go q g to write about Bryan called oiled The Ther r ot Thorsa T the old oid gent marched in the parade i t for tor the exercise Pa Ill Is getting awful t went put ut worse than Mister Ulster Taft Tart and nud ma mil has b a twitting him so much that be he is aw awu f u sensitive so he went In the parade to toe educe e uce a little sister Ister Mayme and me and to 3 WhIt to a cafe on Broadway and got gotI seats Kits I ts near the window so we could look r tae lae doings Deau told us that teat 1 KIS his birthday r and he be says Bays to us Jt L f t i us ld s drink some Bome wine while the parade it h joins going past Of ot course George Geore you know that s me 1110 nor Mayme Mayne would drink cham chain chaine me uc e il if we C wag alone with a gent but Ua M tj ce said she would chaperone me Ole and andI I 1 said sad I 1 would chaperone Mayme so ao her herLe Le a 4 it ua to buy bay wine was nas 1 reading the other day about a ar artac r a He of ot Mrs Irs George Gould who said iut 11 I au 10 lacy laty Ia y should Mould drink more wine than i l I lor tor item em IRUle and me be t tae tle ie same BaIlIe thing but you yon see when c was wah a pa had ball ever so much coin com ut uc w got ot u used ed to taking wine with our ouri 1 i 1 1 a few glassed glan Is like that much II t t to us na His Tiis look of Pain Was Pitiful 1 it was wu a awful long paraJe parade Before It Itt VI ad t hardly started the first bottle wast was C t a ie e and Dud beau benu got ot kind of un an anas i lS as because be he e seen that ho be would have hate hi o i buy oay another aDother quart Parades Is awful aa az he says and after you have Se se minutes of a parade yon you hate hare 6 5 i it u all so said Mayme Mayne but when jave Labe e plenty of ot this lovely wine to tov v tic the parade dont seem so long Ion So Soto Sod it d to dig up ull another four tour dollars e 0 look of ot p pain lu oil on his young face facet 1 t it t pitiful I could have wept 1 I tl j 0 glad lad when the thing was over ov overT I IT T L t i nl r c which had been drank by I l IV 1 V lJ yr s beau l tau seemed to make him kind of at offs ate e hut hint and me Ole was as ns fresh Si s 5 and nd know we had been t ibe bubbles at all aU Whatever I doing in In a worth doing well dont dontso I or so I George Geore Georgei I i 1 U w JI ii u ut t touch the stuff If It I was tuned tinned the Head Barber Its all alls Cj s a it at a 1 wedding or at some affair i d have to get your courage up J c d J dope Jope for girls i as s on L n the sermon said the Mant L c i La KT You Yon ought to know me long longJr longe lon lont t e Jr T i this time George e to know that tha 1 u l i neer never take a drink of ot wine If it T J I tc t bad effect on J t would have any ady al r I It fc t tr it h t y I even drink buttermilk butt It wet Rent n i tn to my head TL n i i k I goodness I aint one of them K 1 r rt hat at It allows pleasure jo to make mo mu for tor fortt CIt tt ta th lessons lesions ons I 1 learned on my mT dear old c tb r knee face tD e dawn Im Pt sorry I Ij It t j u ai ut our party part If It f youre oure going to toI slat t r I I 1 a ai 1 t Breaching said the Head Bar Bat ber bee Go on and anC tell about the parade de deSaw Saw Some of Heir H r Constituents There was wal some awful swell fellows in inthe Inthe inthe the parade parde declared the Manicure Lady Quite a few of ot them was customers of mine and you ought ht to have saw maw the way 1 their nails gleamed In the morning sun sunn sunlight light I was proud of ot them themI I I seen Percy Guard therm ther who had bad come all 11 the th way from trem Wall aU Street to marci for tor aft tt arid and I cot oL i ash at Johnr ule in the Hughes Hughi il platoon He lle I was marching backward and cheering for And I seen setu ever so many of CON t ot CI T wh I WAS WA IN THE THEAND AND 1 VOlE i i c e I 06 I I II I I II I 1 j ji t i L LI I I I I t I He Cant Vote He Was In the I Parade them Tammany police slamming slumming their horses into the line Une of march and tel telescoping telescoping the the hats of the Hughes heroes I 1 wonder If It parades makes votes rotes George You Yon know I think that its a 11 mistake to have hae long marches on the eve ere enot of ot election Lots of at the gents tints which I seen In the line Une of at march looked looked fat tilt and out Of ot form and I help think ing lug that most of ot em would be laid up lip In iu bed with chilblains and lame bodies and on election day so 60 they couldn vote ote Anyhow I think its tg awful a foolish for fora a lot of ot grown up men to be doing the Dan OLeary up and down Broadway with I little flags flag In fu their halt hall frozen wIts rules hOI hol themselves them I s hoarse for Taft You bet Taft raft do It for tor or them 1 Ill ba bra hi glad lIld when its nil all over oer sail said the Head Barber Business has been rotten I only shaved shared four men yesterday and every everyone one of ot em was wearing a n Hughes button and there was them awful whiskers me in the face I mind them them so 80 much if it he part them In the middle middleWell Well eU sighed the Manicure Lady LadT whichever way waT It goes Ill still be maul curing and still be whittling whiskers Oh dear Its Us a n hard bard world George Let JAt that bet go double said the Head Barber Darber |