Show THE SAILOR MAN Illustrated Bits An old oia ol salt who navigates a bicycle when he is In port was working a rapid passage the other day da when he collided with wih a lady lad cyclist After Ater they had extricated extricated themselves from the wreck the sailor made an fro to she could gather little except that he was sincerely sorry sory Im Im sure suie i J ought to be scuttled for It mum he said said rapidly but I get yer signals no more than If It we were feeling through a fog tOI bank I was blow blowIng blowIng blowing Ing for you to pass ass to port and steering my course couse Just Jut as a I was go going ing lag to dip my pennant an salute proper your our craft refused to obey her ber rudder and you struck me Afore I could reverse your fouled foule my star starboard starboard starboard board mizzen riggin your flowing gown snarled up with my blew out yer cr pneumatic parted yer yar topping lift and carried crrie away my down haul As I listed 1 I tiled t led to Jibe but I 1 capsized keel up and you were floundering foundering In the wreckage By this time there was an Interested audience and the girl was mentally de debating debating bating whether she should run from a supposed suppose lunatic or ask ast for an inter interpreter Interpreter preter But jacks headpiece was still In 11 his hand and he was wa not finished Im Im hopin yer not enough damaged for the hospital he went on on but Id Id be sunk if I I be glad to stand yer er watch till til you righted This here little craft of ot yours will wi be aa as a seaworthy as ever when yours her upper works work is straight straightened straightened wind into her sails ened out and we get again agin ene Ill Il just just tow her down to the dock for repairs And she smiled an assent |