Show STO ES San Francisco Frncisco Argonaut An excitable subject of the ameer presented himself himsel suddenly and de declared declared dared that tha the Russians were advancing advancing ing to invade Afghanistan Undisturbed Undisturbed Undisturbed by the announcement the late ameer turning aside aide from the business of the durbar ordered his to conduct the man maii to the summit of ot a n ceraIn watch tower Look Lok you out welt ivell wel for the Russians commanded Abdur Rahman for you ou do not eat until you OU see them arrive arive The Japanese prince drew in his breath with wih a a hissing sound as he bent over the young rila rUs hand Prince Princes she s e said I have been up against a alot alot alot lot of Japanese and they all al hiss like that when they meet you Ou the there reason re son anyway The reason is po the prince answered I hiss like this I draw draW in my breath I keep on drawing it in as long as I re remain remain remain main near you For If I blow any an out some of it might be blow bloy in your fair face face What an offense Shocking And so we Japanese always hiss in exchanging ing greetings Out of politeness we hold our breath Sir Henry Henr Irving the English actor once wanted a white horse to use In fn one of his scenes but no white horse that was ws suitable could he he get gt At last a stage hand advised him to apply to an another another another other certain distinguished theatre manager who he said sad had such a horse Sir Henry visited the owner in inspected inspected the horse and the bargain was wa concluded but as an afterthought Sir Henry Henr said sId he trusted the animal was not fractious Not at all al Sir Henry Henr I assure you OU an excellent horse in every way Why VY I rode him night after atter night and all al I had to complain of was that he would occasionally yawn when I was on the stage Indeed said Sir Henry a bit of a critic evidently The traveler with dark eyeglasses sidled over ovet to the man with wih the tourist cap Excuse the curiosity he lie said but Id Id like to know what that label was that you gummed on your trunk just now all al right said the theman theman theman man with wih the cap Heres another just like it I had a lot printed before I left ler home Read it I The man with the glasses took the slip of paper and read It abut While a trunk was being carelessly handled at the union station it with vio violence violence yb last Friday I exploded wih great get lence tearing loose the scalp and d demolishing one end of ot the station staton The other man put his hand handin in his side pocket Have Have a a few he asked Sure said the tho man with the glasses |