Show OFFICE BOY ON WEATHER WEATHERMAN MAN Expresses Disgust at This Person Who Cant Tear Aside These Curtained Mists GETTING TIRED OF THE FOG AND THINKS THI KS THE FORECASTER IS 0 V V Say Sa did your little pink sound tanks get bumped with the latest began the theoffice theoffice office e boy as the reporter sat down to write a weather story What at in heavens name are you say saying sayIng saying ing asked the sporting editor filling tilling hla his corn cob pipe with cigar clippings which as they began to left everybody else at a safe distance Aint you on Why WY have you heard No I have not heard What is it Say are you to hear the music of your own voice How can I tell you what I want to tell you when you want to keep asking me what it is I want to tell ten you But have you got wise to the fact that this weather is Yes sir This fog is all to the How do I make that out Why you hungry son of a house chef eder edet you or me is goin gem to tell this story with the odds all on your belt Now go away back and make a noise like silence while I go on wid my tale This weather Is fine for the complexion Yep funny about that Dont the beauty doe doc tars say so How Well I aint no beauty doctor although I can cure a dog of fits why one time I had a dog but all to the out of place Roasts Weather Shark But say about weather a subject for the investigation commit committees committees committees tees Hear me Willie My old granny with her specks and almanac could tell more about weather than these geezers what make mak bum guesses and den gets a check from Uncle Sam every month Aint it true Talk about how bow cold must it be to be twice as cold as it Is when it itis itis itIs is half as warm as it is when it wont why dats easy side ide of to guess how far the weather man aint when he says about tomorrows wedder I been this question like a mouse and the more I learn about it the less I know When the man in the weather burro gets ap up p agaInst It for guesses he says Unsettled with rain maybe not Aint that all aU to the cun cunnin cunnin nin nm If TI It dont do anything re restricted predicted Oh very well well deres that maybe to fall back on and say I told you so Why not offer 5 to the guy what can guess how wrong the weather man will willbe willbe be off next week That 5 would stay at home if you hear me Knockin Me knockin Oh fury I aint knockin But what Im chirping is all on the level he say snow yesterday Where did that snow come in You see any snow No neder did me nor Maggie Maggi nor no one If a snow fell last Jast night it fell feU up in Klondike Maybe f he meant in Klondike Oh different Say why dont Uncle Sam sue that feller for obtaining money under false pretenses Sure Playing a Cinch the dope for tonight and to tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow morrow Unsettled with light snow flur lIar flurries flurries ries See what Im tellin you ou Unsettled What a cinch In the sum summer summer mer nier time all you got to do when youre weather man is to hang out a shingle wid Warm painted on it In the winter wintertime wIntertime wintertime time trow in unsettled when you aint sure about the snowstorms If it snows snowa down In Mexico all you got to do is s swatch watch de do flags on the houses hO ses and if they blows this way from Mexico why hang cut a snow shingle it rains in the Alaskan Islands hang nang out a cold wave shingle Oh its easy When I get too rich and old to work its me to the weather er cinch But say when is it exit time tune for this fog You dont know Why Wh you ask the weather man You did and he know Humph As I Iwas Iwas Iwas was say sayIn in inThe The office boys eye yu caught a glimpse of Maggie passing by and his sentence was cut short A moment later he was telling Maggie to Pike through the fog If you want to look like a soap ad |