Show I LONGWORTH TO BE GOVERNOR GOVERNO It appears from a Washington dis dispatch patch that plans are under tinder way to th tomake t make the of the Princess Alice governor of the province of Ohio It U Is fitting that the news should come from the seat scat of government for there the princess and the royal fam lam family ily Ib have their th ir place of abode Like Likewise LikewIse Likewise wise it Is 19 fitting that the consort who Is not now now eyen even a member of our house of lords l but only of the house of commons com pi should sh ld e el to the th rank ank anad an dignity of r a governorship There Is 1 t as yet one little formality to to go through with but that Is so sq trivial a matter that It is hardly worth mentioning The people of Ohio will have ha e a chant inere mer mer h y as Sa a matter aUero of form lorm to tc say ay whether h Ur or o not they Mr for governor Of course according to the t e Washington dispatch they rhey will gladly acquiesce Who rhO would not nt b be willing to be ruled by a princess of the royal ray house of Roosevlt ft rand and a d a of the theme same same me house hou Certainly the people of Ohio will fall over ver themselves in their eagerness to elect Mr Longworth He will be ac acceptable acceptable acceptable to the people because he will willbe ill be l of the royal family f He is accept acceptable a acceptable able to the bosses because h b ll Al ILl Always j ways been satisfactory to them He owes his place In congress con ess to the re recently recently recently discredited Cox hoes bow bo of Cincin Cincinnati Cincinnati Cincinnat nati nat and he has never failed to ac acknowledge acknowledge acknowledge knowledge his indebtedness s and nd his allegiance A man mn who would be true to Boss Cox would be true to any and andall andall all ll other bosses bo So vive Longworth and vive la Ia Princess Alice Long may they reign over the fair province of Ohio Long may they rule fairly and Impartially over the people and when the august is ready re d to remove from fm his broad shoulders the th purple robe of office may the good and true Nicholas succeed su hint him It Is only a step you y U know w from Ohio to Washington n II |