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Show As Unexpected "BcMr." A good old colored man named Uncle Jim Hill set himself up the other day as a phrenologist, and a barber was his first subject, lie placed the barber on a chair, felt of his head for a long lime, and then remarked: "William, you is too sanguine. When you lend money you expect it back. You are bilious. You want to be honest, but you hasn't the necessary character; you isn't hopeful; you is bowed duwu with grief most of de time; you has an ear for music; you has tie worst feet on Kentucky street; you is de right sort of a man to wheel coal down a hill for big wages." William rose up, pitched Uncle Jim over the cook stove and under the bed., and rplit a j.auel of tho door as ho went out. Tbe aged phrenologist was at the cily hall the next opening to gt advice fro'n the police, and when advised ad-vised to go outot the trade, replied: "Sema like I Bhall have to, for I'e getting too aged lobe bumped over tiovcs." |