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Show THE LAUIES. Unmarried girls in Veatula have to wear J i Lt lo bells on their auklea, and the Hoping business in that locality is not good. That was a wise idea of the "genteel" "gen-teel" lady who alluded to her tirat female ancestors aa "Lady Evo ti Rib." Brahmin giilain Dacca are bo scarce Unit a man who has a marriageable daughter is certain to get rich by din-posing din-posing of her. Chicago ladiea let the boys black their baota iu the streets, and aa time is limited and prices huv not risen, the poor fdlowa are losing mnney. "Mary," said a Union htrtct woman wo-man to a new errvaut, 'Svlien yuii hangout the clothes be Ciiretul to alwuys put the nicest pieces nearest the street." Bub tun fcirld generally write poems on tho immoitality of the sou i until they ure old enough to tming on the garden ate with a young tu.in of honorable intentions. Ant;t 'linn (who h.ia hepn perueing Hie "hirtbrf, tte.tths und marriages"): Kdwin, 1 do bo object to that horrid wurd "rebel !" If I ibould di, Kdwiu, promise, O, promise, you will not allow mu to be deschbeU at your relict! Irato Young Lady: "Mr. Col, 1 declare your machine aro the wont I ever biv tin re'a not even a look-ing-gliUf!" iVopricior of bathing mat bint: "Why, mUs, it there ws looking gis.-(-!i we eiiuuldn'l get you !iuiiL out d! I hern 'ere machines lor bowers ai.d huwert!" Tiie p.ipis reLiUj an anecdote of a beulilul young Jdy, who had be-codio be-codio blind, haring rPCOert her 'sight n(t-T ni-irnagi.'. lt is no uci-Icuinni-u thii.g or pmple'a cyta to b 'opciatl by luntriinony. A I ur'ur bn.ke into a paiaiial resi-idcncf, resi-idcncf, cliionili.Tmtd tiir in!iiiant, 'gol p'VatMif'O ol a L'nilt I Xilea tond-iC-)L:i:g b-.x ftt.d cjrritvl it ll.rfo tiniti into I nv ctiiiitry bv.'ro h ictitiirt-U to npcii It, and thru, Wilrll ha foil lid it ft .s only a tvit papif palli rn fur a lady's nigiit dn-rt, be tbrvw bis dark lantern into tiio cr-. k, bwaKdhkJ ins nkvUiou keys and d;ttl iu abject nior-tifioalinii. |