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Show It recptirca six men, according to, he San Francisco AVic- Letter, to put Lip a car window. A young lady gets in, ami having humped around iu her seat for about five minutes, she turns and requests the gentleman just behind her to perforin that service. This is a near-sighted individual, who peers around tho window frame some time for the catch, and then of course tic window BlicLs jerks his finger nail hall oil' and ails down with a red face, amid the uiggling of thu school girls opposite. Next, the mau j in the Iront seat puts his lavcudur-! colored knee on a paper of cherries' beside him, clutches and yuuks at, Ihn knob, and finally falls over into', tho young lady's lap. Tho cause of, all this misery now remarks that "it doesn't matter," and then smiles sweetly at a pale young man with long hair. This martyr turns white, rises, and buttons up bis coat for the deatli struggle. On tho eleventh pull he bursts a blood vessel somewhere, and goes into the toilet compartment to bleed. A simple minded mechanic now comes forward with his tool bag, from which he takes a crowbar. Just when ho is about to use this the conductor con-ductor happens by, and slides the window airily up with a gentle twist of the wrist. |