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Show Rutherford B. ia preparing his inaugural address. Ho will never need to utter it; but it will be a good thing to show his grandchildren as an illustration of the slip between the cup and the lip. If Hayes would consent to lecture on the subject of "How I Escaped Four Years of Misery and Heartache and Cheated Zach Chandler out of His Boots," he would achieve fame and fortune instead in-stead of being perplexed to death by office seekers and regarded as a usurper by a majority of the voters of the country. |