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Show ODDS AND END . If men would sot good examples they might hatch better habits. Never break off a match while there is a chance of getting fire. If, of all Hi" wunN tho longuo curt pen, Tim mddi.-it lire, "It iidhl Imvo buun," Morrt pr) Hid tin's we daily sup, "It ic, but hiuhi'l might to lie." Homebody says Tyndali calls his wife a Moilie-cule. W Mipposo eho calls hill) a-Tom. Lowell Courier. "The deceased closi d her eyes on this life as her husband was driving hogs out of the garden," says a Virginia Vir-ginia paper. Tho cider supply baa given out in New Jersey, and most of thu temperance tem-perance societies have resolved to susptmd until next fall. In this world of cattle kings and rostrum queens, the beat hair-drewner should be known as a crown princj . New Orleans h'rpiililuuii. Mexico ih a Inzy country, but tho night of a drove of Texas cattle will fill a Mexican with the enterprise ol a fiuit tree peddler. Unicagj Tiimw. A "tar-heel" received a postal card at tho Concord, N, 0., pontollicd the other day tlm lii'ht ono he ever saw and vainly clayed to open it. .Many penguin havn brought on ferioiiH HieknesH by holding on lo thu Itnob of the front door while standing in a draft, and Hpeakiug "laxl words" to lriendn and viitore. W. V. Hall. A young lady dm-ned in much lalae, hair was waibling at tho piano, and win. n her mother Kiimmoneil her lo tnrtint in hoiiih household dulicK, her nv lipn opened poulmxly "'"l Mie Knapped out, "Oh, do it your nell!" And then sho went on singing sing-ing "Kind words can never die." Norrialowu Iktald, |