Show BEAT ALL RECORDS BADLY irish athlete ran in no time for the stop watch had actually stopped an irish athlete who was training for a mile race which he had very high hopes of winning went one day accompanied by his man mail pat to have a trial in a field convenient to ills his onva ov n house now pat said his master as he handed him his watch mind that you note the correct time in which I 1 start and finish pat who by the way was very p proud oud of his young masters prowess in the athletic arena assured him that he would make no mistake now now it happened that by some unlucky chance the watched stopped at tile the precise moment in which he started to run having put his bis best effort into the race the athlete finished almost exhausted the time pat be shouted breathlessly 4 pat immediately pulled out the watch and on looking at it for the first erst time since the start an expression 0 of surprise mingled with pride overspread his bis features sir he be answered you have beaten all records tor for you lave done it in no time |