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Show CHIPS. And another shooting club. A little frnst ngiin laBt nigbt. Crowded streets are beeomion pro verbial. AiBtated, the recent storm was very extended. Diphtheria, physicians say, ia on tbe increase. The squeals of expiring porkers already load the aflrigbted air. Not a blessed or cussed thing in the police court for tbe past two days. Tbe sun went down iu a foul sky last evening, which indicates more storm. The first snowdliile of the season occurred in Atta yesterday. No harm was done. Nothing is bo fuUl to tbe romance of a kiss as to have your girl sneeze at the very climax of osculation. Tbe passenger trsfPo over the Central Paoifio and Union Pacific roads is falling of! perceptibly, Tbe store windows of Little & Roundy and R, Alff present the best show of glaaawarB toat has ever been seen here. A good, solid culvert, of inch and a half redwood, is being plaoed by Walker Brothers on the south Bide of their Btore. A politioal economist says " the best wives are oheapest." Yet every man who has a good wife looks upon her as " a little dear." The members of Wasatch Engine Company, No. 2, are requested to attend at-tend tbe regular meeting to-night. Frank May, Foreman. Wife "But, my dear, 1 shall catch cold coming down so late to let you in." '0h no, my lovs ; I'll rap you un well before vou noma dnwn." They have now discovered a method of taking photographs in ink, whioh ia superior to the present aB the likenesses like-nesses are more permanent. Next. A Oftlled meeting of the board of regents will be held to-day, at 8 p.m. sharp, at President Taylor's office. A full attendanoe is particularly requested. re-quested. Specimens of pulverulent silica, suitable for polishing purpoaes and fire olay, have been brought to this oity from Piute County, by M. Henry Ludwicka. Contracts for the additional, four miles of the canal will be let by the , oanal oommittee, who will meet at the City Hall at 10 o'clook thia morning morn-ing for that purpose. Judge Hunter ia engaged in working work-ing up his decisions in caeea that have been submitted; meanwhile the olerk's office ia as dead aa a door nail figuratively mentioning it. A party in search of a small business busi-ness epot remarked that three months ago he could get twenty-five places without anv AfWt. and nnw ha nnnld hardly obtain one for love or money, A few days ago, a son of Mr. Henry Chamberlain, of the Fifteenth Ward, fell from a wagon and was run over, having both legs broken, the left about two inches above the ankle, and the right about three inches above the knee. Dr. Benedict fixed him, and be is doing nicely. "Old Gaffer's Bon I will not wed, And don't forget it!" loud she said. "Should every living creature die Andnooo bo loft but Jim and I, I would-not wed old Gaffer's sod The bow-logsred, wall-oyed son of a gun!" "The swan," she said, "the lake's clear breast May barter for the ground-hog's nast; The Awe's fierce stream may backward turn, Tbe good priest yell 'May I be turn!' But 1, were all these marvels done, Would never wod old G&iior's son The knock-kneed, lop-eared boo of a gun!" Still where lbs bull-frog lays her egga Tho swan bUU Uvea her purple lejrs; Still downward flows the Awe's swift river, And will, no doubt, thus tow for over; But Nora's heart is lost and won She's wedded to old GaOer's son, The ring-boned, sparioed bod of a gun, And they have aovon children. |