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Show CHIPS. Rain, unhice, wind and duat. 1 To-day is Holy Thursday Ascen-lion Ascen-lion Day. Grasehoppers are cleaning out the crops in Oden and Weber valiey3. A man calla a puppy after him by whistling, but a girl has only to wink at one. "Countryman" and "Billy Davis" are atill bauterirg each other for that $o00 race. Harry Tyson was yesicrjay fined $15 and costs for assaulting G. A. Emery with a pitchfork. There iz no bure kure for ldzyness, but I hav known a Beckond wife to hurry it sum. Josh Billmjs. Get your nickels ready for Decoration Decora-tion Day. The Utah Western is making preparations for a big time at the Point. That going up and down tbe scale from A to Z may be amusing to parties par-ties at the Conservatory, but it is becoming be-coming somewhat monotonous to the weary typo. A dc. cigar, with a good draught and an enterprising youth attached to the tail end of it, will load the immediate im-mediate atmoiphere with fragrance that discounts a bone-yard, or a boot factory that burns iU own scraps. Wo call the attention of pareDts to the fact that one of the city ordinances ordi-nances is bein brokea every Sunday on the Twentieth Ward Schoolhouse block by a number of young men playing ball, to the annoyance of the mnabitants. A good opening 13 presented for a teacher of elocution in this city at prcsQnt. There is a mania for thG tage, aud several of the more sen-sibfe sen-sibfe amateurs are making inquiry for Boaie person that can give them instructions in elocution. |