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Show The doctors have invented a now disorder for the boneQt, or rather the , annoyance, of atuokere. Heretofore l the uaers of tho weed have been bull- ( dozed, intimidated and i'rightcnod by . varioua diseases dire and dreadful in tlinir road 1 to hut nnltr rliirlnrr Hi na.il v low weeks have they been made to un- D derutand that tlity are atllictcd with neoplasm. It came out in the Van- y dorbilt will trial, and though ruled i against by tho surrogate as not being r a duly authorized and orthodox com- plaint, the medical men threaten to a make it eo. The disease is at its n highest degree of severity, when, after y dinner, a man lounges back ia his fl easy chair and gently puflj a fragrant c Havana. He is then said to lose his will and sink from the argumentative Q to the contemplative mood, falling into that dangoroua, acquiescent frame of mind when he cannot say fl no. The danger lies in this, that tj while in the genial condition, he is t( liable to fall an easy prey to his de- signing household. Tho scheming y members of the domestic circle then . ormg their persuasive powerB to bear tufl upon him, and takirg advantagu ol his luck of will, raid upon hia puree wh with milliners' aud dressmakers' bills, Q and even go so far as to suggest with tu( a degree of ooofidence that shows how well they understand the nature of ue the disease, in what way lie should 8,0 dispose ol his property, and the an, propriety of attaching codicil to tQ his laat will and testament. Indeed, under tho sootbiog iullu-ence iullu-ence ol a cigar be bacomeB aa rj, pliant wax in the bands of hia wife, and accepts her suggestions, yielding flQ. to her requests with a willingness and Qr a degree of generoiity that are Bimply ( aatoniahiug. The doctors having in- WQ vented this new disuse, under which 0Q a man Ioecs his will power and be- mc comes an easy viet'm to the avaricious mQ and scheming persona of his family ft circle, they should now come to thn rescue with a remedy for the evil, and give the husband and father eomething that will protect bim Irom eQ01 the raids of the rapacious. At Iatt the medical man should Eay just how froa far a man can go without placing w-j himself at the mercy of his house mal hold; whether he can einolte one, cjoaj two or Ihreo cigars, or whether he ancj dare smoke at all. aucj. MISS HOSMER CHASING EDISON. fron. bad. |