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Show THE LADIES. Ex-Eaipreas Eugenie weigLs 140 pounds. Horseback riding ia now the favorite recreation. Mrs. Mym Clark Gaines io a little more than 73 yeurs old. A woman would Booner rule a heart than fill it; not eo a man. Friendship between women is only a suspension o( hostilities. It takes aB much wit not to diepleane a woman aa it takee to please her. -.. A woman need not always recall her age, but she should never forget it. Young men and green corn alwayB "pup" bet ter when they get over being green. Some New York belles pass their leisure knitting socks for gentleman friends. When a woman joioB a gymniBium it is a euro Bign thai she is going to be married. Man proposes, but woman keeps him hanging around for his answer till a richer fallow comes along, A misapplication of terms: To call a young lady who Bedulouely selects se-lects the dances in which she will take part, a bop-picker. The girls of Sun Antonio, Texas, wear broad brimmed hate, hang parasols like sworda at their belts, and look like bandits in skirls. Iu church women think that they receive becauBe they observe, and t iat they are meditating when they 1 are only holding their tongues. I Those women are to be pitied who pass their lives between tbo world and tho theatre; poor souls who have only (jction as a relief from falsehood. An old bachelor probably wrote the! following : "Twixt woman and wiue, 1 man's lot is to smart; 'tis wine makes his head ache, and woman his heart." We'll btt the nicest pot of paste that ever smiled in a sanctum that a young lady can't pasB a nicely polished plate glass wiudow withe lit looking ai it. Those dark-eyed, velvet-skinned I in linn beauties you read of tbe tnaguificent creatures with midnight uatr cannot, as a rule, write their own names or spell them. Among the stutlonts at Vasar c. 1 1 ge are two Japanese girls. They are very intelligent, and it keeps the oilier btiideuls studying hard to pre-venl,their pre-venl,their winning all iho honors of tbe class. When a rosy-cheeked girl backs up to a stranger at a country dance and asks him to take a whack at that mutquito which is gnawiDg her between be-tween the shoulders, it is no time to read up on Chesterfield. Mrs. Shoddy's viewaaro interesting to those who are thinking about keeping keep-ing a carriage. She saya that she has thought it till over, and come to the contusion that brooches are a'mcst tuo large, that tbt-so 'ere coupons ato too shut up, but that a niceaiylisb pony phantom seems to he just tho ihiug. |
