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Show INKLIXOS. 1 Ciipiul lexers tlinsQ cot. laming re- Lot ti fitriinRtT ont'jr Jlutmquo with a olenn shirt on, unil they all thiuk he's a cleryj umn, coniu to attend n, funornl. A TLiluigh, Nurth Cirolina, newspaper, news-paper, contains the .idvurtiHomcnt of Smith, "thgn"U Americuu hoiidO moviot." TheRuv. Rtibcrt Cwllycr, of Clii-cgo, Clii-cgo, ia nfU'clir.nutoly termed "Our Boh" hy tlio rc-liyiou" daily, tho Chicago Chi-cago Tunca. '( An iccompliolK;J (p(.i(:ian soPHtA 1 to the opponent! ol corrorul piinieh- i racnt thut the place lor ''pnpilrs" is under tho lut-h. Tho kulsomining dnys havo come, tho rouglit-'Ht of tlio yc;r, that mako a J man forawoar his home, and "walk ofT on hifl car." i A Luthoran clerKyman in Freedom, i Wiscoiwin, who refused to ofliciato at 1 tho funeral of a Granger, haa been diesmisaed by bia congrcgatiou. : A Troy reporter has boon bitton o . often by dogs that there is no now 1 pot for them to take hold of, and ' thoy havo Rot to let him alono or take up with old bitcu. ' ! Trov n'iij7: Tlic Brooklyn Argut ' says that the Brooklyn liwlies aro the loveliest in tho world. There must l)c a great many Troy girls visiting in that wicked old town. Six thousand tons of ice were ship-pod ship-pod from Maine io Philadelphia laot week for $3 a ton; and yet tlio dealers j in New York sell this crystal commodity com-modity for a ton. A Western Justice of the Teaee is eaid to havo had JUL) out uf hid loo decisions reversed on appeal. In the other live eases tho parties died before be-fore they could appeal.; A man who recently died at Wost Troy, dispose! by will of everything he possessed, even minute articles, except a lavorkc horse, declaring that be would leave one thing for his heirs to fight about. Weston is a wonderful walker heats the man who made the Dictionary. Diction-ary. But we can hardly credit tlic 1 cuirent report that Yanderbilt and i Her railrond men have tried to hire a man to hamstring him for fear he should breed a neuestrian fever that will spoil ihcir pabscnger travel. A luekless undergraduate on Being examined lor his decree, and failing in every subject upon which bo was tried, rompUiiud that ho had not been questioned on tho things he knew. The examinpr tore ofl about an inch of paper, and putting it toward to-ward him, di sired him to write upon it all he knew. In Davenport, Iowa, ht week, some fond parents celebrated the birth of ft boy by drinking hU health in punch. Unfortunately, however, says the local reporter, they left a cup of punch on the table, and in the morning morn-ing the chi d urrno before the parents, drank tho punch, and died in a few ' hours in great agony . |