Show SUDDEN ENDING OF ROMANCE ROMA NCE task tak set for reformed tramp was just a little more than he could stand oh yes we have romances in our lives said the tramp but there Is always something to spoil em cm I 1 had bad my last one last fall I 1 was P pegging ea ai 13 9 along a rhode island highway thinking inking th more of good feed than romance when a couple of wearies ahead ot of me turned into a farm house I 1 turned in as well when I 1 came along up and I 1 walked into the kitchen just as they had locked a girl up in a closet and were about to go through the house they invited me to take a hand in their game but I 1 took two in my own they made it interesting for or me for three or four minutes but the average weary Is ri no boxer boxer he depends upon wild swings instead of straight punches I 1 had bad em both down when the farmer came c n 0 up from the field and the girl was released and the fellows sent off t to 0 jail well currant jam big red apples and mince pies were none too good tor for me for the next week the daugh daugal ter was a school maase maarn about twenty years of age and I 1 had won her romantic heart ere three days had passed I 1 think the old man would have sanctioned the match but he take me right on the fourth day of 0 my stay he took me out and showed me a ten acre lot of the ston test iest ground I 1 ever saw in my life and intimated that I 1 might tart start in plowing next morning it was as too much that night I 1 left the house by way of 0 a window and daylight fo found und me seven miles away I 1 would have helped gather apples or husked corn but when it 11 came to plowing among boulders bowl ders as big as barrels romance fled and I 1 followed close at her heels beela |