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Show INKLINGS. ! A Luuriik1 tonipany at Brandon, Vl., 1 is makint; one hLiiidrud tiioniud htraiiaUjUtB lor de:id aoiiiicra. j T!ie Milwaukee -V-ir- rt'neta Matt Carpentt-r " to turn ChrUitan." Matt ia Uaj " loyal'" to turn uaiior. ! Mrs. 0'-'ary' cow "ls said to have k'tml in a iiorril ! nianuor duriuy' the pti -yit-j oi Cniayo's Usl tire. A Bofctuii man say a : " It L very raay to rt-nioinbor the pour. 1 can . rui'it-uil'Cr L;ise twenty years a-u." 1 The hydruphohia -seajn is at its, height m N vv Vork. Tlie papers' head their death noticed, "'Biumry." , I Uirhniond En-i'(i,r: Henry told : her the comet would move around I the pole, and siie sat up all uilit to; sec it movrt, Some vouni,' inudel iyj that to put! : vour arm around a girl's waist when j , he wants you to, is iuap letter: than reli;4i"i. ! The lWon .-if.'tiKf says: -T;ie ' Vice-President has the entire eutili-'tk'iieeot eutili-'tk'iieeot the country," l, this a ! I'iiiiiulclphia juku '.' I i l'rairte-L;rass has beCoino Lliu m;.v.t: i t tut) to inielieclual fod. It :3 heinu j exported from Illinois lo Uverimul. ! 1 lu ie made into paper. j 1 This ia the eventful time when the !Liica;;o m-wi !";id- his slmt-pnn mid j 1 keeps' his we.ithfr oye p--'elui for a 'crack at the ""plx'M.ix." ) When a Olnoat;-) woman feels par-i par-i ticuliirly spiteful lowaid uiatikjud, 'slietilecpn iLl1 llf?1' ,uct ,)llt ' lllt t window, to as to jirevent jeople ace -I t tug the eoiiiel. It is said that the Patent Oltiee h;-s ; tunied into the Treasury mure money j this year than ever. W'hu'a been convicted con-victed and sent to dtulu prison from the Patent Office" . The ladies of St. Louis are now reeling oil poetry about the bridge, thus obliging the editorial profession to add two stories and a mansard roof to their waste baskets. Two Boston boys, aged respectively eight and nine years, broke into a 8 lore and stole six base balls, and a Boston paper publishes the item under un-der the head of ' Prococious." Mrs. Marrowfat Bays that the woman wo-man who would soli her baby, is not above waiting until her neighbor's new bonnet comes home and then going and ordering one just like it. Tho appearance of a sensitive man who is suflering from the consciousness conscious-ness of an unexpiated crime, is a spectacle only less painful than the contortions of a woman over a new bonnet that doesn't suit her, A San Francisco paper brags that California's advantage over the Eastern Eas-tern States is that there ib no thunder and lightning in that State. A triumphant tri-umphant brag back is, that the Eastern East-ern Suites have no Laura Fair. Joseph Arch proposes to bring over 71,000 laborers to this country, and already the State of Missouri, with 3 that public spirit and enterprise char-1 J acteristic of her, is moving for the erection of an additional penitentiary. ' Tender-hearted persons who have read of tho iicrce raids of the Texas steers through the streets of St. Louis will be pleased to learn from tho St. Louis Ikutofi-at's market report, that , " there is a better feeling in Texas: t cattle.'" I An armed s;duon-keoper unshed after a raging steer in Philadelphia the other day, and, under the impression impres-sion that he was tiring at the brute, emptied the contents of his revolver into an old man named Benjamin Franklin. The Pasha of Egypt has made him-' him-' self president of the Oriental Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani-; Ani-; maK His opinion as to whether s hydrophobia is a biood poison or merely ft nervous disorder, is not given in connection 'with this interest-i interest-i ing announcement. |