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Show THE LADIES. Almost nil the maidens of Oregon are bowed down with the hiimips. Mr- Stocking has been and married Anna Frost. This calls for a "Hone-Anna "Hone-Anna 1" Thero arc i5,000 in the Towa granges, each of whom is entrusted with a vote. What most women most need in not go much sullrage i symmetry, says JDio Lewis. An Iowa gentleman hitched up his horses and enabled his wife to elope with a photographer. Miss Flagg's attitude on . tho tax question in Worcester indicates that she goes in for free "buntinn" Florida alligators have given up trying to eat -fashionable women, as the bustle is sure to choke 'em. A couple of lovers at Cairo wore married by telegraph the other day, tho clergyman being in Memphis. Mr. Bcrgh should be informed that a woman in Japan was recently executed ex-ecuted by being torn apart by four oxen. An old woman in Illinois has forwarded for-warded ten cents to Washington to pay her share ol the national debt bo-lbre bo-lbre sho dieE. Paris has almost everything worth having in this world, and now she has a nyctalope. She is a beautiful girl of eighteen. One of the features of the Now Orleans Or-leans March Gras .procession was a woman whipping hor husband with a pole. Wo burlesque about th"at. The President of Cornell University says the young women there average ten per cent, better on the examination examina-tion papers than the young men. When women war against rum and beer, and close for aye each drinking place; then Bhalt the salty, Bilent tear roll down each lunch-fiend's face. Coquettes should always enter into written engagements, and then endorse en-dorse them after the fashion of railroad rail-road checks, "Good for this day only." A Wisconsin butcher found a shawl-pin in a cow he was cutting up into steaks, hut no other remains ot the milkmaid have been discovered. Rubinstein, the famous pianist, has just adopted a poor Boston girl, paid her expenses to Europe, and undertaken under-taken to secure her musical education. educa-tion. They do things in style in Terre Haute, for the fashionable traveling costume of a bride in that refined locality lo-cality is a white tarletan dress and a bhick mud. Tho Ciuri:r.Jmrnid ninga to the praying ladies: "O, woman in our hours of ease, you know we'll do whale' r you please; we'll promise to renounce the sin of Bourbon, brandy, rum and gin, and go as iar as to refrain re-frain (except when tempted) frum champagne; but have some mercy, do, my dear, and leave, oh, leave ua lager beer." What will not woman do fur the man she luvea.' Her btiil win Gr-l lu rrtirh aud drsi; Th.. I.uitl lt.,m tU-.U--ll-'1( n your i-uw, .Uir Julio," lie lM, ' And iratit it up hei.elf. |