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Show IX KMX US. Sir Garut-t Woleley haa but one eye, having lott the otlte.r in the Crimea. Tho (Am nl de 1'aria is writing tho hUloiy of Hie war of neecsion in tho United States. The Halifax Kxprv reports that Sir John A. Macdonuld sent liouis Kiel il.UOO to leave Canada. There- are twenty mills in Montana crushing gold ijuarlz. Tho silver ore is nearly all shipped to Europe. Tho indictment against ex Governor Gov-ernor James, ol Nebraska, for embezzling em-bezzling public money, lias been quashal. The enge Thnrcau sagaciously remarked re-marked that the thing most needed in these days is "abetter stylo of men and women." There aro o,4oo,C 81 unmarried women wo-men in England abovo the age of fifteen fif-teen who aro engaged in specific occupations, oc-cupations, and aro earning money thereby. "What kind o! Biusnges is them?" ipieried an old lady of the young man of litcraluro nnd peanuts, as Jio passed through the train selling bananas. ban-anas. Charles Willianif, ol l'ortlanU.Mc., has been burned out seven times during dur-ing the past year, and he is now opposed op-posed to cremation. The Uev. Dr. Talmage says that in the fashionable religious phraseology of the day hell has been spoken of its "the great elsewhere." A Duluth editor strikes a severe blow at his adopted city by saying that the water in impure and unhealthy, un-healthy, and rarely fails to bring on sickness where its use is continual. Tho complaint of the actress who says that she has "no nose for tragedy" tra-gedy" is supplemented by a wail from a sUtcr artisli', who declares she has no "cheek" for comedy. An incorrigible punster says the eaptain who was only prevented from going down with his ship because be-cause of hia seven children showed i-n ignoble partiality to seven-up. A rialLbburg paper Kpeaks of a gentleman of that vicinity who recently re-cently sold his wile nnd children to one uf his neighbors for a coat, a pair of second-hand pants, and live dollars in cash. A Florida correspondent says that although many persons suffering from consumption in other States have gone there and been restored in health, there aro old-established Florida families fam-ilies fa.it dying of the same disease. A land agent in Colorado remarked to an inquiring migrant, that all that was needed to make the place a ! paradise was a comfortable eliin.vte, j water, and go! toeiety. "That is all that is lacking in h II," was tlu ' reply. i In Hiiti.-h dai g "guinea pigging" . is lending milucntial names to joint rtock rompanie-, a!"Ur the manner of ( icncral Schcnek in the Krmna Mine busine-f. Disraeli has given notice tiiat oIlieeboldcM under his aiiininiii-( aiiininiii-( tralion imwt ab.-t:::i from the practice. prac-tice. j The baeks of the girls who havo married into lucen Victoria's family are beginning to get up, making royal un'lieg, us it were, at each ( other. The euu-e of the ditempT is ! the relative jcjeiiioii which shall be ivwiyned them when they go to din- ner, or on other grand occasions. |