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Show INKLINGS. lYnnsvlvnniii is vrUhhI jit tkven thoiitfttiul millions. Ovstora weighing three pounds and Ion inchea long liavo boon round Rt Point rinalls, neur Tampa, Florida. One of Twceil's parasites days that Miko Norton is appropriately caIUhI "tlio ThLintlorlok, ' U'canso ho can "lie likeliyhtning.'' The funeral cspensi-s of men killed in the lloonae Tunnel, and paid lv 1 lie contraetors, v.vo aiiuhi ntetl Ui flU.tXK) in iivo years. Sinre it has heen disaivercil that gootl wliUkey can le nianulactureti from eawdusl, wootliwing has le-coine le-coine a las-hionahle aiuusfinent. Justice Haines, of Cliieago, lias de-eidtii de-eidtii that editors are pntfessionat men, and Unit tlieir sritrs, paste pot, etc., cannot In seised for (ieht. Samuel l.eanena. who eloped from Webster, Mas., with a wid(tw, tem-peretl tem-peretl his meannet. Jle left a deed ivn veyinj; all his property to lii wile. A young man lr-itn l'rovidenee went to work in Wedport, where he wits an entire, etranger, and ji one month he was tueil Itir breach of promise. pro-mise. Klin Hi ail h! itohrm-y is uttri-hutetl uttri-hutetl lo hi cxtravaL'aiiee in dumbbells. dumb-bells. Let tir hope tiny have given him "etrengtli"' lo I -ear liis niislor-lune. niislor-lune. Slices in thi -mM Is usually the result of ctrc until in and tmreniittini; cllbrt. Any man who has tritxi to ni-t a No. 0 IhW vn a Ni. 7 hvt will Icll you the same. A French e-litor w as wa 1 ltd c-nc evening and -.tab; Hi I in the b.t-k will i la ihiinanl bv it Ih-1" a lnv e inen.R he luul crili'i."iil severely. All revi.'tven-ahould revi.'tven-ahould Like warniiu'. B.cton '' "An fx-l'iiiittl rt it'-st Senator fr mi 1 i!ino j U eng.ii;ctl in chopping wi.l this Winter. .Sn;e oi the pr-wnt ones might cut s-tii-ks and IxMiclit liie ci.untry." "tiotl doos n..t kill ttie devil," w) the llev. Mr. KuUy, of Springtiel'i. .Mass., in iin-w. r u ticraM Mii-v'V's qiltsliull, " iK'caux.- th lievil is U U' the aeiit of piinL-iitncnt ht-reafter." A gentleman having a dta.r servant was iwivisitl byatV.-'i.'l to d:s.'iiarge lier. "No," n pl'.-d that g- niletn.in. j with much good f.-.-iim:. "that i-onr rreatnrL wouid never iu.irot anllierj situation. Mr. Joti-T car.irj l.ij rn'.'iny in iii? j hit, atiii iin- tiU.- r day inn he mwi the entire r'H'p'.y g"in oif on the wiii-14 ot hea-n, lie h'ttrr'y r:nrk-l r:nrk-l : "Th.it' w'u..t V" 1 WiL .four, inlemai mihu.-'ii." j A llp'kiyn rr-.u n.. i, haul h-, U' thfl gn.t iJi'liglit .t his eV.inL-- iK.il frfTls, eJpTii nci'l r- hi'-u .at '.it a , moiiLli ago, plaj.Mtl im.j i;,e mnki of trie at!i9 of lh.i.ll ln-l f k IfV.lLl'r I coal uil tweniy-live c i.La a l.-n. I T)if Fiori-U AsM'inhly ii.is ftl-'ii.-h-ni tlie oniainenLal otli.v of AJjuLttit- ( it n ra! . and an um n-hiieiit U tin 1 1 .iL.-l;lut.- n 1 1-.-.-H a.li-pt.d pro-hih.t;i pro-hih.t;i g t::e M... fnutl li'-inmi; H ' cni:t L.) iii' In ithiaj" or ixjrj -rati' ii5- 1 H. P. IbrMy, "--r. Wx-Ur of n M-ux nie l-k'' in Troy. N. wy ttie emitilry ov. rnin ilh baj cnar-a- U p. ' iu-it rei:ef on the gpur:d I o Uuig M.u-.ns. ha h.ul eigni app!ir.i':t-n in a day lYou) turn w :.o. .lj he l- arii-d up i uiv'-.-i'ation, h.ul !-vn eipihevl lu.in litlL,-r3. In ( ir'-ntxi-h a hnr.'h a!antl i!.mi to the tr. k ofihe Hu-I.on Kiver tlaiit ..!. Ire p.lt'' voice w.vj-,!rov.r..d w.vj-,!rov.r..d inap:a-T by a prolong. -d j i-ti ivh of a lo.iiMi -n'e i.:-tU'. V urn h,. ,i;d U hearl .iin h wii pray-i pray-i u:fc tual an-h-rt'hl might te ciiiivtTl--ti. f that Ine a.n i'm inv of ninmiig ! train on St .nday m;gM 1 imprcMl j -"j'-O liilll. |