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Show INKLINGS. Til0ii'T.Z Mc"1'l fund has reached '.H.L'.iS. No good chm-chin;ii will submit to bo hung without tho consent of hia pastor. No man is always wrong; n. flock that does not run at nil iu nlit, every twelve hours. A conlrnb.-iiid whUiy dealer in the Ohio PeniLenti iry is going to writi the biography oi' "Jim" Nye. The movement in favor of Oougrcs adjourning until JJiild Mountaii boils over, gathers strength daily. A man with a piece of oy.-tei -iI.',',''I' inbiatliro.it will not u'lVc'iiier'" j. against the teniperanf lelt to hiimeif. ij)r ,Vimting hie a fop, ka"",'. . t;;W' that r;r.vi-::!td "e! . . 011 yUI .! inuderu thinker says that jnany Vcuplo will In: ;i;ToiLshed when thoy get to lieimm by liiuiing angels laying lay-ing no schemes to be archangels. How true it is that no perton nocd boar the wrongs tliat psiticnt merit ol tiic unworthy takes, if he is oniy qualified to join a circus company. About these days ambrosial locks are withering under tho vengeance of barbers' shears, ind citizens are going round with niullicd noses as a consequence. conse-quence. An Indianapolis father shot six times at a mipposed burglar, and was astonished to hear the fellow tisk "Whazzer maz.cr, Fnzzcr, whiizier doing'" A gentleman has two ciinaries, and has named them "Wheeler" and "Wilson." His reiison for these appellation ap-pellation ia that neither of them are "Singers." , Persia has only one newspaper, but as the editor has not yet secured a patent "Bogardus Kieker," the journal jour-nal doesn't amount to much as an organ of enlightened public sentiment. senti-ment. "Our extravagance," says Gcrrit Smith, "is fast ruining us." How truo this is ! A man can hardly buy a pint of peanuts now and look his wife squarely in the lace. Senator Chandler is now the senior member of Lhe Semite. His countenance counten-ance wears that serene, child-like ex pression which a hie ot virtue and a total abstinence from standing collars can alone confer. Xolxxly doubts that the gigantic monster, "Rnilroad Monopoly," is gnawing at tbo vitals of tho nation; and hence it is that we should frequently fre-quently and specifically thank Heaven tliat the supply of vitals is large. A colored boy, twelve years of age, was arrest id in XW Haven for dealing deal-ing diamonds. "I won't talk afore teeing a lawyer," he said to the police rnpUun; "but I'm willing' to gib Jo to square de job wid you." t The Khedive is preparing to send another expedition up the Nile, under j the command of an English otlicer, Colonel Gordon. The object is peaceful, peace-ful, and Gordon will only bike with1 him -30 men and a mitrailleur. I A man who was attacked and very ' badly beaten, lately, by several New York policemen, tays he him been thinking over the malter.but "blamed if he can tell how they came to know that be- had swallowid a three-cent piece when a Uiby." King Kahkatia, the new King of Hawaii, is about forty years ot ago, and has held a scat in the House of Nobles, and been Chamberlain to Kamehanu'ha V. lie is a nativist, and opposed lo foreign control. His grandfather was hangid fur poisoning bis wife. Turkey and RtiKiia are mid to be quietly preparing lor war against each other. Turkey is purchasing cannon and pushing tho construction of railways, rail-ways, and Russia is rebuilding Sevastopol, Sevas-topol, making all the men of tho empire liable to military duty, and adding iron monitors to her Black Sea ibw |